Don’t they know not to use metal spoons with caviar? Even I know better…

Walz was right. He is so weird.

I’ve been wracking my brain thinking it was someone on the Addams Family! You nailed it, thank you!

Pooh, obviously.

I have, and mine were bruises and very black and blue. A bit higher than that, more wrist, less hand. Worse than any random IV for sure.

You *already* signed such a security guarantee (as did the US and Russia) when Ukraine gave up their nuclear stockpile. Russia fired, we did nothing, to our everlasting shame. Why should Ukraine trust such a guarantee now?

“Dealable withable” love this!

🦄🥂🦄

As an equestrian, I concur!

Janey would be so proud.

When my boarding barn cuts hay, the hay guy drops his (really big) equipment off the day before.

By evening, the turkey vultures have gathered, because they know that tomorrow will bring a feast. The equipment is the signal.

Your beautiful commencement speech is how I found you! You’d get an invite from me but sadly I’m not in charge of anything.

No one should be there, no matter what they’ve done. This is inhumane, and we should be better than this.

The laughter is equally chilling.

I was just worrying about that for my state this morning 😢