There are two types of people in the Pokemon community:

Those who recognise Bidoof as the God of Pokemon and those who recognise Omanyte as the God of Pokemon.

All of Scotland’s group stage opponents for the World Cup 2026 have been banned from the US.

Somehow we will still manage to fuck this up.

We are such an unserious lot. 🤣🤣🤣

📸: Being Scottish Facebook page

Dear Arceus, who art in Mount Coronet,

Which Pokemon do you require as a sacrifice to make the Dondozo yellow?

(Please say Druddigon.)

My toxic trait is getting annoyed at people who talk with their hands…

…as someone who talks with her hands.

Ok a streamer I am watching reminded me of the existence of The Llama Song.

I remembered every word and I have not heard it in years.

Anyone else remember The Llama Song?

🎶And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
“What’s going on?”

And I say hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I said “Hey, what’s going on?”
And I say hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I said “Hey, what’s going on?”🎶

If you need something to make you smile today, Google “jumping spiders” and go to the image tab.

You’re welcome.

My focus in 2026 is going to be healing through creation.

I want to write more, I want to draw more, I want to make videos.

I survived 2023 through 2025 by a thread. I refuse to believe I cannot help myself heal in 2026.

Thank you for always being there when I need you.

For providing me comfort and making me smile, just by being you.

In a world where I too often feel alone, you remind me that I’m not.

I have you.

And always remember, you have me, too.

Always.

You know who you are.

I love you.

❤️❤️❤️