Just realized when people tell me I’m good at something I have that split second fear it’s like in The Office when Holly told Kevin he was good at math even though he did math wrong

While deciding where things should go in our new apartment my partner said he doesn’t want the HomePod in our room because he doesn’t want “them hearing our bedroom conversations”

*Our bedroom conversations*
Me: It’s 3 AM, what are you watching?
J: A YouTube documentary on ponds.

If you’re in the NYC area and looking to adopt a dog you really can’t go wrong with any of the cool dudes Badass Animal Rescue has right now. Here are some of the cuties who were at Big Bark Adoption Fest yesterday:

Antidepressants are great but have you ever looked at how happy my dog gets on walks?