There’s naked and then there’s naked with socks on, and I feel like we don’t talk about that enough

Has anyone ever thought about how Dorothy was one witch away from being classified as a serial killer? Galinda better watch her back. #wicked #wizardofoz #truecrime

Has anyone else looked at their LinkedIn profile views and wondered if any of them are people who came across you on a dating app?

I don’t have a single interesting thought in my head right now, but I get FOMO, so here’s a post.