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Kathleen Guevara
@kathleenguevara.bsky.social
📍Los Angeles
X (formerly known as Twitter) refugee
Shohei Ohtani when he bats is so 🥰
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm so sick of being my dad's verbal punching bag
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I think about Robin Williams a lot
September 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I wonder if the lady at the Disneyland hotline knew I was drunk when I called
August 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
he won't see this but 🥰❤️‍🔥
August 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
i'm trying to have a summer glow up, not a summer blow up 💥💣
June 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Let's build an underground bunker ✌️
June 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Reposted by Kathleen Guevara
Here we go. These are the first images of #NationalGuard troops in LA—coming out firing who knows what.

Good God. #LosAngeles #ICE
June 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Just cause it's not likely doesn't mean it can't happen. I'm scared something bad is gonna happen when I'm overseas...
June 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The feminine urge to flush a feminine hygiene product down a public restroom toilet
May 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I wish there was Spotify but for if someone in public is wearing a nice perfume
May 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm gonna be the next Pope, stay tuned folks
April 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I can't be the only one who thinks of Gob Bluth from Arrested Development when I see and hear Gavin Neusom
March 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
4am heart palpitations 😛
March 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Reposted by Kathleen Guevara
I'm delusional but in like a really cute optimistic way
March 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If you can't be anything else, just be an avocado queen
March 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Are we still doing the Zaddy Zelenskyy thing from 2022 ?
March 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Just let me hibernate for the next four years, or more 💤
March 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I was choking on a tortilla chip and almost died haha
February 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Imagining a Democrat and Republican having a "I'll pray for you" pray off in the CBS news TikTok comment section is an all time low for my mildly entertaining daydreams...
February 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Hobbies include avoiding reality, disassociating, and passing tf out 💤
February 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I swear to god, air fryer minutes last two times longer than regular minutes
February 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I think we'd all be happier, or at least less confused, if there was a manual for literally everything in life.
February 19, 2025 at 10:23 AM