there is a spectrum haunting tylenol: the spectrum of autism

it’s soooo steampunk to coal power your ai

yeah i agree cilantro tastes like soap, it’s just that i still love it

plane clappers feeling so vindicated in 2025

is there a rave in Orwell’s grave? cause he be rollin hard

imagine having so much sadness in you that you don’t nominate Challengers for best original score

train sending me mixed messages today

don’t be high in the writing accountability doc, people might see you caps and uncaps your name a couple times

gonna go hatefuck a couch

sweat tour evening gave way to a beautiful indictment night

love that brands can email and text you to death and it’s like “uh uh, gotta use our safe word 😉” if you want to opt out

a chicken in every pot and an Elkay bottle filling station in every wall

hello I'm Orpah Berenstain

learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late