Every time the federalist society sends out event invites, I picture a villain roundtable over lunch.

Wow, if he was a professor at my law school, I’d demand a refund. How is there literature supporting a direct violation of 14th Amendment rights?

I love that one.

Mo on Netflix. Season 2 just came out and I watched the whole thing in one night.

Take my money, but only if you don’t quit on me and do A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor, too.

There once was a hand that ran from me and we all started having these really weird dreams…

Look, I think you re-pitch AART and ABFE as claymation films. Gumby cameo optional.

I made a book wall for Books By Black Authors for Black History Month every year that I taught English. Twice, in 2019 and in 2022, a student complained that I was pushing radical beliefs. Both times I was investigated. The real gem was that my AP was Black in 2019 and Gay in 2021 so they loved it.

Even our Afghan asylum applications have not been moving.

Definitely the bad place. This is what happens when millions of Jasons vote.

Same girl, and I’m studying to be an immigration attorney. So screwed.

Exactly. Who is our fetching friend in the puffer coat?

I think I’d go with the umbrella song. Dramatic reading. Full serious. As a poem.

Seems like everyone should DM him to get blocked.

On top of being an idiot racist incel for supporting the 🍊, he’s an even bigger dumbass because the total undocumented population in the US would be deported in 3.5 years if it was 10K a day. And also the vast majority of undocumented Americans pay taxes. And it costs 30K to deport one person. So…

I’ll always remember the avocado green rotary phone at my grandparents’ house and how my grandmother used the eraser end of her pencil to dial with it so she didn’t break her nails. I loved the scritchy sound of it sliding back into place between each number, and I loved using it, too.