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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅
@kath.gobirds.online
she/her / 29 / MA

aphrodite for football transsexuals, Jerry Jones's sleep paralysis demon, like if the sun was really into the Wing-T. CEO of Bitchfork

formerly twt @ wizardamphibian
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
SAME
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
woke up at 3am to clear out fantasy football waivers and uh oh looks like I'm awake forever now
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
TXR autism got me by the throat again
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
fully crying at work from this earnest AspiringSpike youtube commenter
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
seeing a commanders player whip a ball at a camerawoman
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
didn't know jcrew knew ball like that (snuffbait sweaters)
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
pov you're about to be in a meeting with the sweetest woman on earth
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
ladies when YOUR girl is in therapy this is the perfect time to play the entirety of Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence by Dream Theater in clone hero
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
not quarantining this one to Instagram I need it out of my brain and seen by human beings
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
autumn is here
October 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
pov you're about to get the largest bowl of curry imaginable with your former partner
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
this woman deserves every award in the book for putting up with this shit
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Streets are saying 2026 is the Year of Scientology
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN
October 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
ooooh I'm so beautiful you wanna help me get to 1k today oooooooooh
October 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
this weed has me loving and appreciating my very tall daughter Big Al (short for Alberta). this is a real representation of what it's like to think about Big Al
October 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
brandon aubrey they could never make me love you
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
autism has overtaken me for ZA i have a bunch of large adult sons
October 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
me and Maddy get long bread from the store and make catering-esque subs just for us to split (it ends up being enough for 2 individual subs) and today I made big steak and cheese 😌
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
hello new mean girls here's an image of me looking sufficiently stern at the Atlanta Amtrak station on Sunday night
October 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i wasn't married but i am now. women love the vehicle!
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
don't talk to me or my son ever again
October 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM