They're fast-tracking sainthood for Pope Francis. They have indisputable proof he performed a miracle.

During his meeting with JD Vance he said, "dear God get me the fuck outta here!"

The Avs powerplay sucks so hard and there are zero adjustments. Ray Bennett needs to go. #GoAvsGo #Avs

He's too beeg. He ripped his shirt.

Well I guess it's time to donate to wikipedia!
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Alexandar Fourgiev is cooked. Should never see another start after this. It's clear the team won't play in front of him after this massive comeback. #Avs #GoAvsGo