Not to brag, but I'm the first person to conjugate "Conservative Christian." They were Conservative Christianing so hard that they forgot Jesus wasn't in the Old Testament.

Why is it that they make big and tall clothing, but not short and stout? I need XL shoulders, but not XL sleeves.

@matthewjdowd.bsky.social was completely correct and appropriate and far kinder in his assessment than Kirk deserved.
@msnbc.com owes him an apology

I don't normally open suspected spam texts, but the thumbnail intrigued me. Apparently NatSec just sent me a map of the locations of all the nuclear missile silos located on the Eastern Seaboard.

I can't quite tell if it's a coup, a fire sale or a little of both, but that's definitely the territory that we are in.

At a press conference about a tragedy that took American lives, this bizarre orange asshole starts reading conspiracy theory "articles" from extreme right wing websites and bemoaning how unfairly he's been treated. Then the asshole former cast member of a MTV reality show comes out to validate him.

Catching some of RFK's confirmation hearing. Maybe he would have benefited from the same procedure that Rose had.

Empathy would be a white MAGA stopping to consider how they would prove their citizenship on the spot if they were stopped by ICE.

Reddit wins the best take on the weak Elon defenses: 🖕(I know this looks like a middle finger but it’s actually a “Roman finger”)

All I'm saying is that if voters chose to fill our fire trucks with napalm instead of water, we probably wouldn't be blaming the water or the people who voted for water. We'd probably be inspecting what we should do about the napalm and its supporters.