Katerbie
@katerbie.bsky.social
Music educator, with focus on inclusion and early years. Mom to the world’s silliest toddler. Born 🇺🇸, adopted 🇩🇪
Books are my love language 📚
Books are my love language 📚
How to grade an essay:
1. Read it. Have thoughts.
2. Check out cited sources…
3. Fall down rabbit hole of 90s era obscure Swiss journal, maybe relevant to own research?
4. Buy 3 used books found in step 3
5. Look at bank account
6. Weep
7. Give grade according to rubric
8. Repeat?!?
1. Read it. Have thoughts.
2. Check out cited sources…
3. Fall down rabbit hole of 90s era obscure Swiss journal, maybe relevant to own research?
4. Buy 3 used books found in step 3
5. Look at bank account
6. Weep
7. Give grade according to rubric
8. Repeat?!?
January 30, 2026 at 11:18 AM
How to grade an essay:
1. Read it. Have thoughts.
2. Check out cited sources…
3. Fall down rabbit hole of 90s era obscure Swiss journal, maybe relevant to own research?
4. Buy 3 used books found in step 3
5. Look at bank account
6. Weep
7. Give grade according to rubric
8. Repeat?!?
1. Read it. Have thoughts.
2. Check out cited sources…
3. Fall down rabbit hole of 90s era obscure Swiss journal, maybe relevant to own research?
4. Buy 3 used books found in step 3
5. Look at bank account
6. Weep
7. Give grade according to rubric
8. Repeat?!?
Love reading the essays my students turn in, haaaaate actually giving grades. So reductive.
January 30, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Love reading the essays my students turn in, haaaaate actually giving grades. So reductive.
Someday I might have a printer that is not possessed by the world’s laziest ghost.
October 1, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Someday I might have a printer that is not possessed by the world’s laziest ghost.
🎵
Singing:
I’m a grown up,
I can just google it,
I don’t have to
ask my husband
(Who will just google it)!
🎶
Singing:
I’m a grown up,
I can just google it,
I don’t have to
ask my husband
(Who will just google it)!
🎶
May 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
🎵
Singing:
I’m a grown up,
I can just google it,
I don’t have to
ask my husband
(Who will just google it)!
🎶
Singing:
I’m a grown up,
I can just google it,
I don’t have to
ask my husband
(Who will just google it)!
🎶
Baby, five minutes before bedtime: I am the most tired baby ever! I must sleep posthaste!
Baby, five minutes after bedtime: I am the most awake baby ever! I shall never sleep again!
Baby, five minutes after bedtime: I am the most awake baby ever! I shall never sleep again!
February 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Baby, five minutes before bedtime: I am the most tired baby ever! I must sleep posthaste!
Baby, five minutes after bedtime: I am the most awake baby ever! I shall never sleep again!
Baby, five minutes after bedtime: I am the most awake baby ever! I shall never sleep again!
Sometimes feeding the baby is a sleepy cuddle, marveling at her perfect, tiny features. And sometimes it’s like wrestling a hangry, flatulent alligator, with very sharp claws.
February 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sometimes feeding the baby is a sleepy cuddle, marveling at her perfect, tiny features. And sometimes it’s like wrestling a hangry, flatulent alligator, with very sharp claws.