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Kate
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Learning web development is like playing a video game:

Easy levels: HTML & CSS
A bit tougher: JavaScript
Boss level: Debugging

But the reward? You get to build worlds from scratch.
April 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
If you're a WEB DEV, you own a lot to this guy

🧵1/5 Who is this?

That's Brendan Eich, who created "Mocha" programming language (which later renamed to LiveScript, then "JavaScript")
April 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'll all make sense one day
December 31, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I'd like to request a day between Sunday and Monday called "Still-Sunday" where we can mentally prepare for Monday without it actually being Monday.
December 30, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Whoever invented Mondays should be forced to come and explain themselves.
In person.
With a PowerPoint.
December 29, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Monday: because even in the universe’s grand design, something's gotta go wrong to keep our illusions of perfection in check.
December 28, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Monday is the only day that literally makes you question your entire existence.
Other days: "Let's do this!"
Monday: "Why do we even have jobs?"
December 27, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Welcome to Monday: the day you realize how fun the weekend was... because it's over.
December 26, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Mondays are like algebra problems:
They look complicated, everyone dreads them,
and when you finally solve one,
there's another one waiting right behind it.
December 25, 2024 at 9:30 AM
They say Mondays are the start of the week.
But we all know it's just a mini-boss
before the real challenge: Tuesday.
December 24, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Monday is like a math problem:
Add the stress, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the joy.
December 23, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Dear Monday,

Why can't you ever be a Friday?
Sincerely, Everyone
December 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Monday is proof that even the calendar doesn’t want to start the week on the right foot.
#MondayMotivation
December 21, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Dear Monday,

Can you take a break this week?
Signed,
Sunday still recovering from Saturday
December 20, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Monday is like that one annoying coworker who shows up uninvited, steals your coffee, and calls a meeting at 8am...
and you're still expected to be polite.
December 19, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Mondays are like math problems:
They add more stress,
Subtract our sleep,
Multiply our problems,
And divide our weekend in half.
December 18, 2024 at 9:30 AM
Monday is like a math problem:
Add the stress, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
December 17, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Why don't scientists trust atoms on a Monday?
Because they make up everything and Monday already feels unbelievable enough.
December 16, 2024 at 10:00 AM
"It's Monday again! I've hidden all the coffee around the office.
Let the Hunger Games begin."
December 15, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Monday is the only day where even my coffee needs coffee.
December 14, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Monday is like a math problem.
Add the irritation,
Subtract the sleep,
Multiply the problems,
And divide the happiness.
December 13, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Just realized "Monday" is the work week's version of "Are we there yet?"
Spoiler alert: No, we aren't.
December 12, 2024 at 1:00 PM
I officially nominate Monday as the worst player on the days of the week team.
It always drops the weekend's winning streak.
December 11, 2024 at 9:30 AM
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DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU THINK IT IS
December 10, 2024 at 12:15 PM
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Building anything interesting? 🤔
December 4, 2024 at 12:37 PM