i'm ready to be absolutely crushed

apologies to the Matt Mercer who doesn't have a head that looks like an old basketball

ooh I love these too 🥰

shut the fuck up!!!!!! i don't give a fuck. shut the fuck up.

she's just making shit up to soften the fact that he's a rich violent edge lord who learned a few key phrases like a dog who kinda sorta sounds like it's saying "I love you"

I'm not saying candidates need to be perfect, but maybe, along with saying the words "working class" a few times, they can demonstrate a commitment to the beliefs they claim to have through the choices they make throughout their lives. Sorry if that's shrill!

not sure he needed to join rebranded Blackwater to access higher ed either, but maybe going to one BLM march makes up for all of that!

lmao I was going to say, on a scale of 1 to "my brother is back from Africa," where does this rank

I need some pumpkins

I'm going to rip a waymo apart with my bare hands!!!

I thought they had unlocked onion-puffing technology like corn or rice 🥲

no because wait a minute this is how I learned

cis would-be allies! these are two good examples of how to help! talk FREQUENTLY about how much you love the trans people in your life, and (as much as you are able) materially support trans people and the causes that help us!

The avett brothers played the inauguration ball for pat "hb2" mccrory and then tried to both sides their decision to take that gig. Fuck em forever.

wait I have been eyeing the Costco Toto forever is it really worth it 🥹

there she is