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Kate Muller
@katemuller.bsky.social
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Seattleite, science communicator, semi-professional doomscroller. Obsessed with: the Mariners, west coast IPAs, french fries, dogs.
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My quest to become a Crow Lady is going well. These friends were all waiting outside my house for their peanuts this morning!
About 20 crows perched on telephone wires. Waiting for me to give them peanuts!
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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“All I want for Christmas is you” in the Zohran for NYC font
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Humpy and a hotdog

#Mariners #goMs
Lady dressed like Humpy the Mariners’ salmon, plus a dog wearing a hotdog costume. Lady dressed like Humpy the Mariners’ salmon, plus a dog wearing a hotdog costume.
October 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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A very happy lady with the ballpark in the background when the Mariners won
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I am looking at this photo extremely respectfully
Bryan Woo getting on the plane to Toronto, looking fiiiiiiiiiiine
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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From last night’s #Mariners game. There’s now a dude wearing a Pride flag who stands next to the terrible Jesus megaphone man. Pride flag dude is (literally) doing the lord’s work.
#goMs
Outside T-Mobile Park. Awesome dude standing next to the terrible Jesus megaphone man, wearing a Pride flag and carrying a sign that says, “hey Cal can you take a big dumper in this guy’s megaphone”.
August 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Today I drank two mai tais, ate fish tacos and french fries for lunch, and took a nap here under an umbrella while listening to the Mariners win. Need to bank this feeling for Seattle’s Juneuary.
View west from Kona hotel.
April 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I’ve never felt more seen.
New Yorker cartoon by SARAH KEMPA. A sports coach is talking to a woman outside of a party: "You get in there, you give it a hundred and ten per cent, and a leftover slice of lasagna and two episodes of your favorite TV show are waiting for you at home.”
March 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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My 6th grader said they were writing “sorry/not sorry” poems in English class.

What’s a “sorry/not sorry” poem?

“You know, like the one about eating the plums?”
William Carlos Williams’ “This Is Just to Say” I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold
March 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Got some looks from other drivers on the way home.
Enormous Snorlax squishmallow in the front seat of a Subaru Impreza
February 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I cannot be trusted at Costco.
Enormous Snorlax squishmallow.
February 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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A little bummed no other Ms fans have commented on my Humpy tshirt.
February 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Spring training!!
#Mariners
#goms
February 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Seems like Rankin isn’t super happy with the current proposal?
November 16, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Lulu the stegosaurus
November 12, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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Lulu says hi
November 12, 2024 at 2:05 AM