Jump, Ewan, jump! 💥 🪂

Vatican secret police rushing to stop exploding antimatter drive like Leicester taxis.

On our postgrad Research Methods module we teach students 1. Be careful not to be squished in the rolling stacks 2. Don’t lick your fingers before turning the poisoned pages of medieval manuscripts 3. Avoid being suffocated in the Vatican’s hermetically sealed archive while hunting illuminati

Tonight on TV we have Russell Crowe as The Pope’s Exorcist, while Ewan McGregor is playing ‘the Pope’s janitor’,

“The Illuminati did not become violent until the 17th century”. (Isaac Newton and Robert Hooke on coffee-fuelled rampage)

Thank you very much indeed to the Pepys Club for this award!