Mamma Mia is an absolute masterpiece

Pressing my warm coffee mug against my face is literally all the healthcare I can afford right now

Any pizza can be a calzone if you’re determined enough to fold it in half and eat it all in one sitting

It’s devastating waking up to multiple fresh horrors in the news every day. It does not have to be like this.

the only problem with weighted blankets is that most of the time they’re comforting but if even an inch of it slides over the edge of your mattress it will drag you out of your slumber and into the abyss

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

well fuck. 💔

please don’t turn off that tv show i’m not watching. it’s my emotional support background noise