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Katboy
@katboy.bsky.social
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Officer of Heat Culture Propaganda
Jester in King Roy’s Court
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liberalism is an infantile disorder
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I became a hater by doing precisely those things AI cannot do: reading and understanding human language; thinking and reasoning about ideas; considering the meaning of my words and their context; loving people, making art, living in my body with its flaws and feelings and life. AI cannot be a hater, because AI does not feel, or know, or care. Only humans can be haters. I celebrate my humanity. But I am more than a critic: I am a hater. I am not here to make a careful comprehensive argument, because people have already done that. If you’re pushing slop or eating it, you wouldn’t read it anyway. You’d ask a bot for a summary and forget what it told you, then proceed with your day, unchanged by words you did not read and ideas you did not consider.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
katboy.bsky.social
the fuckery continues
Tweet from Gucci Belt Dell @urkle91 from May 25, 2015: “Lebron is 30, this fuckery won’t go on for much longer, thank god”* *the fuckery, in fact, has continued for more than a decade
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Post a female character you love

“A hunter must hunt”
Eileen the Crow from PS game Bloodborne wearing her beak mask, pointy crown, and a bespoke hunter outfit with her arms folded
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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🤞🏽🤞🏽
“Metro” Headline stating: “Alan Dershowitz says he ‘will blow his brains out on live TV’ if Zohran Mandani becomes NYC mayor” by Carl Campanie and Rich Calder. Articled was published on 07/19/2025 @ 3:31 pm
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Adam McKay, with the shits. Is this why @lebatardshow.bsky.social doesn't have you in his orbit anymore?
Skeet from Ahhhh @nerdjpg.com: Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly. The skeet is reposted by Adam McKay
October 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
katboy.bsky.social
its Miami Heat game night babeeeee
Stringer Bell from hit HBO TV Show “The Wire” photoshopped in a Miami Vice themed Miami Heat cap. The photo is captioned “I want to put the word out there that we back up”
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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POV: my cats looking at me tonight as I gorge on NBA basketball
Randy Marsh from Southpark sitting in a white mess of what is undoubtedly his own cum
October 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Ahhh the rare Tuesday that feels like a Friday, Danno!
Stugotz, co-host of the Dan Lebatard Show w/ Stugotz, leaning back in his chair, hands behind his head and shirtless.
October 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Glory to the Basketball Gods. The regular season is only 11 days away!

Much love to Houston Rockets legend and Notorious Hater of the Utah Jazz (completely reasonable), Vernon Maxwell
Houston Rockets Legend, Vernon Maxwell wearing no. 11 in the road red early 90s Rockets jersey raising the basketball in his hands for a shot
October 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Come out and show some love tomorrow my fellow Long Islanders
Poster for a demonstration against ICE in Long Island, New York. Poster reads: ICE Out of Long Island; Location: Hempstead Bus Terminal; Corner of Main St. & Jackson St.; Date: Saturday, Oct.11; Time: 11am
October 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Bless the Basketball Gods! We are almost there

Much respect to Doug Christie and the realest basketball wife out here, Jackie Christie
Doug Christie dribbling a basketball and wearing no. 13 in the road black Sacramento Kings jersey from the early aughts
October 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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22 days until my depression is cured for good*

I don't care how it ended, I'm just glad we got to experience it. Nothing but love for Miami Heat Legend, Jimmy Buckets

*until the season is over
Jimmy Butler screaming after defeating the Bucks as an 8 seed wearing #22 in the Heat whites
September 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Glory to the Basketball Gods and shout-out to Miami Heat Legend, Glen Rice!
Miami Heat Legend Glen Rice staring straight ahead at the camera and wearing no. 41 in the Heat road blacks
September 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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shoutout to former Kardashian and guy who looks like a male cheerleader, Kris Humphries

can't believe we are already a month-and-a-half away! praise the basketball gods!
Former Kardashian and guy who looks like a male cheerleader, Kris Humphries, wearing no. 43 in the New Jersey Nets home white with his arms on his hips
September 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Shout-out to the player with one of the greatest nicknames ever, Andrei "AK-47" Kirilenko
Andrei Kirilenko in motion wearing the Utah Jazz home whites
September 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Shout-out to Chocolate Thunder, Darryl Dawkins!
Chocolate Thunder Darryl Dawkins in the road red 76er jersey in the air doing a one-handed reverse jam through the basket
August 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Images of Precogs from “Minority Report” chilling in their little future crime predictor tank. The Precogs are laying flat and floating in the water with metal contraptions on their heads connected to something inside the water.
August 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Image of The Board from the video game Control. The Board is simply a gray inverted pyramid imposed on a white background.
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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FOR A STUDENT WHO USED AI TO WRITE A PAPER Now I let it fall back in the grasses. I hear you. I know this life is hard now. I know your days are precious on this earth. But what are you trying to be free of? The living? The miraculous task of it? Love is for the ones who love the work - Joseph Fasano
August 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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something aint adding up
Screenshot of Clippers starting center Ivica Zubac from BBall Reference with his "nickname" Zublocka highlighted Zubac's block averages for his career. He averages 1 block a game
August 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Good morning, RIP Six Trophies 😭😭 and remember, liberalism will not save us from the ongoing fascist threat ✌🏽☭✌🏽

Today’s fruit bowl aka fruit, tootie fruit, tootie fruit, rootie tootie tootie fruit*

*to the tune of Salt-N-Pepa’s “Shoop”
Orange slices, strawberries, mango, honeydew & grapes in a clear plastic container w/ a banana on the side
August 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Image of the “WOULD” meme. One guy in glasses sits in the center of the frame holding a microphone as he’s being harangued by what I assume to be his colleagues
August 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I learned so much about science from watching Magic School Bus after school. Always wanted a teacher like Ms. Frizzle she seemed like so much fun
Image of Ms. Frizzle and the Magic School Bus gang.
August 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Twizzlers used to be my shit, and they still are, but these fruit snacks might as well be crack
Image of Welch’s fruit snacks in a white ceramic bowl
August 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Economically speaking, we want our people to be able to enjoy a life and to get all the things they need to have a decent life without having to struggle as hard as they now do because they’re economically exploited by the imperialist power structure of the United States, just as the colonies outside are economically able to divide those resources among the people of the—backward—communities. We do not want to set up, for example, a black capitalist system. We want to economically destroy capitalism because capitalism goes hand in hand with racism and exploitation. Wherever capitalism has gone, those two characteristics are sure to follow, racism and exploitation, so we must destroy the capitalistic system which enslaves us on the inside and the people of the third world on the outside.
August 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM