I haven't finished yet (and neither have my bunker buddies). There's so much pain ahead. I'd thank you but I'm really going through it after *gestures broadly at everything*.

Polyarmory is a hostile play environment and I feel personally attacked. Ten thumbs up. No, those aren't all mine. Don't worry about it.

So you just, uh, you just posted this everywhere huh? Cool, cool, cool. Listen, if anyone needs me, I'll be going into Witness Protection. To protect myself from being witnessed.

I will eventually get it done. Eventually. Right now I'm very devoted to seeing how many star stickers I can get for my pants. Because I'm the best at mail and I deserve stars.

So what I'm concluding from this is that instead of a normal name like Clifford, he should have been named Grief Dadman or Father Mourningstar or something for you to identify him more easily.

In my defense, there are a lot of fall-off-able cliffs in Death Stranding so if I'd called him Cliff it could have led to the geological conundrum of the century.

It's almost like you worked a whole bunch of extra hours or something... 🤔

I am. I did. I'm doing it. My body just went "lol bet" and I had to deal with it. <3

I DISAGREE. FURTHERMORE...

"Oh no, our soulless corporation has discovered that having generic buildings that are easy to repurpose is more profitable than trying to convince a bank it should have a red Pizza Hut roof! My CULTURE." I'm not on the side of corporations but goddamn. It's dire out there.

Today a friend informed me that the local porters are not other players, but generic NPCs. I have been trying to make friends with absolutely NOBODY this entire time.

Hideo Kojima, I can't believe you've done this.

D:

4/4

Sure, everyone has blood bags, I thought, but how many people would make the effort to go get a shiny new pair of chiral boots and give them to a stranger? Maybe THIS TIME they'd want to be my friend because I gave them something really nice. 3/4

For my entire playthrough, I've been trying to make friends with them. If a local porter gave me a gift, I offered one back. They rarely took my gifts and it disappointed me, but I concluded that I needed to offer better stuff. 2/4

At a glance I thought it was Angel Ham. I'm not sure which is worse, frankly. Godspeed.

Happy birthday!