The apple is a versatile fruit 10/23/2023

thinking of becoming a statistician but don’t want to do any hard math. any advice?

deglazing the pan with juice like an adult

hero of the people in central european time zone

pulling up to barbie with pink eye to match the theme

just dropped off a bag of clothes at the thrift store and did not buy anything for myself.. maybe i AM god’s strongest soldier

trying to convince my family that the barbie movie is worth 11,40€/ticket

I looove sustainable modes of
transportation until I want to look
good somewhere and have to
choose between going there by
bike (-> wear a helmet -> ruin my
hair) or going there by bus (-> wear a mask -> ruin my makeup)

filling in my migraine diary

eat the rich i know i know but what about if i’m vegetarian can i still join the revolution

first day of internship: omg my boss is so scary
last day of internship: *talking to my boss* yes you’re so right there’s so many queer coded scenes in mamma mia!!

the things happening at work right now would make such a good skeet but i’m scared of being sued for violating my nda

working on a new anti-discrimination campaign for pride month, lmk what you guys think