Katastrophy
@kastastrophy.bsky.social
We're literally on a floating rock. I take none of this seriously.
I just made this page and came off Twitter, so relax please.
I just made this page and came off Twitter, so relax please.
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Katastrophy
@kastastrophy.bsky.social
· Apr 23
At times like this I wish I could just feed in all my old tweets. having a naked page is wild.
So I asked my man today, “if I was a shrimp, would you eat me?”
I’m waiting on an answer and will circle back with an update.
I’m waiting on an answer and will circle back with an update.
July 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
So I asked my man today, “if I was a shrimp, would you eat me?”
I’m waiting on an answer and will circle back with an update.
I’m waiting on an answer and will circle back with an update.
“Does your dog bite?”
“Nah, but she judges everyone.”
“Nah, but she judges everyone.”
April 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“Does your dog bite?”
“Nah, but she judges everyone.”
“Nah, but she judges everyone.”
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they are not about to lose that Beyoncé deal lmfao
💥 BREAKING: Levi Strauss shareholders voted today to reject a proposal calling on the company to cease / abolish all DEI efforts (tally TBD). LEVI Board: “Diversity and inclusion principles are critical in ensuring that our products reflect and are relevant to our diverse global consumer base.”
April 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
they are not about to lose that Beyoncé deal lmfao
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it’s finally windows down music blasting weather
April 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
it’s finally windows down music blasting weather
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Kanye West edition
April 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Kanye West edition
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Ya'll do know that there are companies that specialize in tracking social media profiles using key terms and making reports for companies, politicians, etc... that's literally why some of us do not want our faces all over the internet. The government is nosy as hell.
April 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ya'll do know that there are companies that specialize in tracking social media profiles using key terms and making reports for companies, politicians, etc... that's literally why some of us do not want our faces all over the internet. The government is nosy as hell.
I guess I'm sus because I don't want my face plastered all over the internet? Ya'll want people to post all the business online because you do. Some of us like to contribute to conversations without getting pulled into media reports by PR companies that literally track these topics for politicians.
April 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I guess I'm sus because I don't want my face plastered all over the internet? Ya'll want people to post all the business online because you do. Some of us like to contribute to conversations without getting pulled into media reports by PR companies that literally track these topics for politicians.
You know, when all that shit went down with Megan and Tory I couldn't figure out how to word wtf ya'll was doing. This is what ya'll was doing.
April 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You know, when all that shit went down with Megan and Tory I couldn't figure out how to word wtf ya'll was doing. This is what ya'll was doing.
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Yall sooooo judgy on here for real!! Over minuscule shit too! I’m out here joking around and ppl get so serious. Lighten up!!
April 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Yall sooooo judgy on here for real!! Over minuscule shit too! I’m out here joking around and ppl get so serious. Lighten up!!
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*cracks fingers, sits upright, sips coffee, cleans glasses, takes deep breath* right how does one write a book
April 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
*cracks fingers, sits upright, sips coffee, cleans glasses, takes deep breath* right how does one write a book
At times like this I wish I could just feed in all my old tweets. having a naked page is wild.
April 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
At times like this I wish I could just feed in all my old tweets. having a naked page is wild.