Kassie Jo
@kassiejo.bsky.social
Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. Hate account. All opinions should be my employer’s.
Assistant Prof Early American Lit. Melville. Mill girls. Murder.
Assistant Prof Early American Lit. Melville. Mill girls. Murder.
Me in my office after no one at work recognized my Wisconsin culture on the 50th anniversary:
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Me in my office after no one at work recognized my Wisconsin culture on the 50th anniversary:
I’ve made mockups for my official proposal.
October 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’ve made mockups for my official proposal.
Anyone who knows the concussion protocol want to critique my form here? I tried my best.
October 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Anyone who knows the concussion protocol want to critique my form here? I tried my best.
The only history I’m interested in these days: today is Snoopy’s 75th bday.
October 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The only history I’m interested in these days: today is Snoopy’s 75th bday.
Even Pinterest is bad internet now. I’m going back to the last place I felt happy.
September 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Even Pinterest is bad internet now. I’m going back to the last place I felt happy.
Quick, someone give me $200 so I give this cat my mom found under her shed a sense of whimsy.
September 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Quick, someone give me $200 so I give this cat my mom found under her shed a sense of whimsy.
First up (except if I think about Shadow running over the hill for too long I will cry):
August 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
First up (except if I think about Shadow running over the hill for too long I will cry):
Feeling pretty called out on the first day of classes.
August 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Feeling pretty called out on the first day of classes.
August 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is where I write.
August 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This is where I write.
They knew what they were doing.
August 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
They knew what they were doing.
Comforting to know that Whale Facts™️ have been and will always be a little bad.
August 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Comforting to know that Whale Facts™️ have been and will always be a little bad.
Me and the girls making perpetual stew.
July 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Me and the girls making perpetual stew.
We have a new AI policy with sample language for syllabi. The unrestricted policy was developed using ChatGPT.
This is so fucking embarrassing.
This is so fucking embarrassing.
July 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
We have a new AI policy with sample language for syllabi. The unrestricted policy was developed using ChatGPT.
This is so fucking embarrassing.
This is so fucking embarrassing.
Never forget what they took from us.
July 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Never forget what they took from us.
Cashier: “do you have horses or cattle?”
Me, buying corn and a salt block for the baby deer in my yard:
Me, buying corn and a salt block for the baby deer in my yard:
July 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Cashier: “do you have horses or cattle?”
Me, buying corn and a salt block for the baby deer in my yard:
Me, buying corn and a salt block for the baby deer in my yard:
Inside you there are two wolves &c. &c.
July 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Inside you there are two wolves &c. &c.
On the Lara Croft scale of graphics, the reenactments in this Great Lakes documentary are right between Underworld and Guardian of Light.
July 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
On the Lara Croft scale of graphics, the reenactments in this Great Lakes documentary are right between Underworld and Guardian of Light.
Is $15 a good deal for the Isabel Allende Barbie?
July 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Is $15 a good deal for the Isabel Allende Barbie?
The only things rattling around in my brain.
June 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The only things rattling around in my brain.
Two weeks ago I had to say goodbye to Ripley, the best dog in the world. He was sweet, smart, stubborn, and always starving (that's what he would say at least). He was the perfect little guy and I miss him a lot.
June 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Two weeks ago I had to say goodbye to Ripley, the best dog in the world. He was sweet, smart, stubborn, and always starving (that's what he would say at least). He was the perfect little guy and I miss him a lot.
My hair looks like the goons from Paul Newman’s masterpiece Slap Shot (1977), so she nailed it.
June 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My hair looks like the goons from Paul Newman’s masterpiece Slap Shot (1977), so she nailed it.
Sister Christian plays quietly in the background.
May 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Sister Christian plays quietly in the background.