Kasper Frederik Christiansen
@kasperfc.bsky.social
EN/DK. I'm a teacher and I write stories, jokes, poems and try to spread some love. Being a father and a husband is the best I know. #writersky
My new book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F3XKHJM9
My new book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F3XKHJM9
No matter how expensive your watch is, or how many watches you have, you don't have more time than others. 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
No matter how expensive your watch is, or how many watches you have, you don't have more time than others. 🤔
Reposted by Kasper Frederik Christiansen
Here's a poem. Maybe it's poetry, just a brain fart or a dream. It could be some deep thoughts too - maybe the ones you have when you are about to sleep... Hmm... Anyways, this is a comfort. 😊
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Here's a poem. Maybe it's poetry, just a brain fart or a dream. It could be some deep thoughts too - maybe the ones you have when you are about to sleep... Hmm... Anyways, this is a comfort. 😊
Here's a poem. Maybe it's poetry, just a brain fart or a dream. It could be some deep thoughts too - maybe the ones you have when you are about to sleep... Hmm... Anyways, this is a comfort. 😊
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Here's a poem. Maybe it's poetry, just a brain fart or a dream. It could be some deep thoughts too - maybe the ones you have when you are about to sleep... Hmm... Anyways, this is a comfort. 😊
May your alarm clock be silent, your coffee be bottomless, and your responsibilities politely wait until Monday. Good morning everyone! 😊🫶
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
May your alarm clock be silent, your coffee be bottomless, and your responsibilities politely wait until Monday. Good morning everyone! 😊🫶
If you drop soap on the floor, is the soap dirty or the floor clean? Asking for a friend... 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If you drop soap on the floor, is the soap dirty or the floor clean? Asking for a friend... 🤣
Never trust a map drawn by someone already lost... Just sayin'... 😑
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Never trust a map drawn by someone already lost... Just sayin'... 😑
A wise man listens carefully… then does whatever he was going to do anyway... 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A wise man listens carefully… then does whatever he was going to do anyway... 🤣
Courage is knowing it might go wrong and doing it loudly anyway... 🤣🤪
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Courage is knowing it might go wrong and doing it loudly anyway... 🤣🤪
Ale may not solve your problems, but water never tried... Cheers the weekend is close! 🍻🤪
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ale may not solve your problems, but water never tried... Cheers the weekend is close! 🍻🤪
I put a bell on the cookie jar—now it’s officially Jingle Bills... What a knead joke! Hah 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I put a bell on the cookie jar—now it’s officially Jingle Bills... What a knead joke! Hah 🤣
If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape... It fixes EVERYTHING! 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape... It fixes EVERYTHING! 🤣
Too much honesty can ruin a perfectly good excuse... Just sayin'... 😂
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Too much honesty can ruin a perfectly good excuse... Just sayin'... 😂
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 🤔
If you’re feeling useless, remember: you were once the fastest sperm... 😁
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If you’re feeling useless, remember: you were once the fastest sperm... 😁
I just watched 'Frankenstein', and what a beautiful and amazing movie — and story! It has light and darkness, great acting and a magic touch. Thank you so much @realgdt.bsky.social for this, and thanks for using danish actors as well. 🫶
To this, I want to share one of my first poems. 💙
#frankenstein
To this, I want to share one of my first poems. 💙
#frankenstein
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I just watched 'Frankenstein', and what a beautiful and amazing movie — and story! It has light and darkness, great acting and a magic touch. Thank you so much @realgdt.bsky.social for this, and thanks for using danish actors as well. 🫶
To this, I want to share one of my first poems. 💙
#frankenstein
To this, I want to share one of my first poems. 💙
#frankenstein
The road to glory is long, but the road to the tavern is well lit... Just sayin'... Safety first! 😊
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The road to glory is long, but the road to the tavern is well lit... Just sayin'... Safety first! 😊
I told the barista I wanted my coffee to reflect my life.
She handed me a cup that was mostly empty, slightly bitter, and way too expensive... Good mornin' to ya all! 🤪🫶
She handed me a cup that was mostly empty, slightly bitter, and way too expensive... Good mornin' to ya all! 🤪🫶
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I told the barista I wanted my coffee to reflect my life.
She handed me a cup that was mostly empty, slightly bitter, and way too expensive... Good mornin' to ya all! 🤪🫶
She handed me a cup that was mostly empty, slightly bitter, and way too expensive... Good mornin' to ya all! 🤪🫶
Reposted by Kasper Frederik Christiansen
Even the mightiest hero needs someone to remind him where he parked his horse. 🫶
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Even the mightiest hero needs someone to remind him where he parked his horse. 🫶
My phone asked me for a backup plan.
I told it, "You're always on call." 😏
I told it, "You're always on call." 😏
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My phone asked me for a backup plan.
I told it, "You're always on call." 😏
I told it, "You're always on call." 😏
I like cats. They are chaotic, unpredictable, beautiful small furballs - truly a ninja in disguise. Anyways, here's a pawsome poem. I wish you all a wonderful weekend and a lovely caturday. 😻
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I like cats. They are chaotic, unpredictable, beautiful small furballs - truly a ninja in disguise. Anyways, here's a pawsome poem. I wish you all a wonderful weekend and a lovely caturday. 😻
Even the mightiest hero needs someone to remind him where he parked his horse. 🫶
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Even the mightiest hero needs someone to remind him where he parked his horse. 🫶
Luck favors the bold — and occasionally the slightly tipsy. 🤣🤞
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Luck favors the bold — and occasionally the slightly tipsy. 🤣🤞
I asked the car mechanic if he wanted to hear a joke.
He said, "I'm already exhausted." 😑
He said, "I'm already exhausted." 😑
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I asked the car mechanic if he wanted to hear a joke.
He said, "I'm already exhausted." 😑
He said, "I'm already exhausted." 😑
The motivation is low when you empty your dishwasher just to fill it up again because you have so many dirty dishes in the sink... It's a never ending story... But then again, the dishwasher sure knows how to do the dirty work... and that makes me happy. 😊😂
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The motivation is low when you empty your dishwasher just to fill it up again because you have so many dirty dishes in the sink... It's a never ending story... But then again, the dishwasher sure knows how to do the dirty work... and that makes me happy. 😊😂
Hmm... Sad... The mad-rocket-man got his way... The votes were in his favor... He has done some quite impressive engineering steps with his companies, but his is a mad, mad man with crazy and cruel values... Only way to not give him riches and power is to not buy his products... It's simple. 🤔👌
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Hmm... Sad... The mad-rocket-man got his way... The votes were in his favor... He has done some quite impressive engineering steps with his companies, but his is a mad, mad man with crazy and cruel values... Only way to not give him riches and power is to not buy his products... It's simple. 🤔👌