I would love to get a time study on how much of my work day is just spent entering two factor authentication codes for literally every website/app/account I use multiple times a day every day for forever

The only reason I’m unbothered by the Chiefs being mid this season is that so many of these losses include Butker fuckups and that makes my heart happy.

All this drama over a pain pill that’s pretty fucking useless honestly. Tylenol doesn’t even help fevers for me, so I didn’t take it at all during pregnancy. I’m just hoping maybe they’ll use this to stop blaming the MMR. I’m already terrified of Lily getting measles before she can get her shots.

Went to the gym for the first time postpartum. A little terrifying, but also incredibly invigorating and therapeutic. I honestly felt human again for the first time in eight weeks.

Signed up for this app and then proceeded to have a newborn a couple days later - so now I’m just in the trenches of one long continuous day with no sense of up or down.