my best friend just had eye surgery. she's taking vicoden from her purse, i'm drinking a bottle of white wine. she's my favorite friendship.

there is truly nothing better like rotting on the couch with your best best friend.

i am: the doctor's wife. queer. disabled. a service dog handler. lover & owner of golden retrievers. a stoner. lover of gin. agnostic but witchy. liberal. NB. i used to be in mortuary & medical investigations until disability took that from me. traveler. wanderer. hi friends. ✨️🖤