Can I be boring and say Trevor Henderson from @michaelwehunt.bsky.social 's October Film Haunt

It was all very fun and silly, though that was obviously the point.

8/10

Imagine writing as a writer?? I can't 😭

My local book coop was having a scary story night and I was gonna write something new but then?? I don't know how words work anymore

Ed's review: I mean, I liked it. Stephen King was stuck in his own horror story, I guess. My least favorite part of the movie was your dogs trying to murder me

8/10

Wow. That was a total mind fuck but I loved every second of it. It reminds me a lot of Shadow Play from The Twilight Zone, which is one of my favorite episodes of TV ever.

It's kinda like how urban legend and real crime intermingle. But I don't want to give it any sort of rating, as these were real children that went missing and were murdered on Staten Island.

All that being said, the movie did have potential. It was shot nice and I thought all the actors did fine. I think it just died with the hodge podge story.

5/10

There was a faux documentary, an analog horror film, a detective story, a witch story, and an Omen/demonic child story. I think if you combined two of these, you could have a cool story. But ALL of them? It was a lot of whiplash.

There was a time where bully revenge fantasys would have been enough to satiate me but...idk. This story line really needed more. But it was fine, I guess.

5/10