The teenager at American eagle just told me my skull has the ridges of a subservient farm wife??

I met a girl at the Shrek rave and now I'm listening to Smash Mouth with romantic subtext

Yes I transitioned into a woman but the more important transition is from "weird nerd" to "hot dork"

I know I pass because delivery drivers used to not flirt with me

Do I trust random strangers with guns to be judge, jury, and executioner?

Of course not

But, I'm happy to see that we're starting to have the conversation about how executives should be held responsible for the harm they've caused the public.

There is not enough accountability

As a pansexual my types include:

Tote bag men.
Women with a sense of determination.
Non binary people.

No I will not elaborate

I don't think the business elites understand just how much they're hated. Today's assassination and rampant celebration of it is a window into America's soul. I think it's going to send shockwaves among top CEO's who will now spend exhorbitant amounts on security, further isolating them from society

I'm slightly grinch-pilled

In court:

Me: Dumbass stenographer says what?

Me: *lips on mic* can the court please read that back

Why do they always parade grimace around like they're trying to get him assassinated by the CIA?

Transitioning is by far the coolest thing I've ever done

I don't know when.

I don't know how.

But I have a sinking feeling that, at some point in my life, I will take up birdwatching.

Anyone who rallies against trans people in the military assumes wars are still fought with groups of people fighting in fields.

Motherfucker we have cars and drones. These things need maintenance. You think trans people can't check tire pressure?