this year i learned that i can survive anything, much like jesus christ of nazareth, and tardigrades.

how come i thought mary j blige was a historical figure like rosa parks

am i attracted to jacob elordi's creature in frankenstein? yes. that's it that's the whole tweet

i'll tell everyone i've ever known how much i love the new frankenstein

catch these balls

the haters have discovered crop cultivation and will soon gather into city-states and will leave behind nomadic lifestyles. the haters will soon forget their hunter gatherer roots and hurdle down a path towards capitalistic greed

denzel curry concert at red rocks went crazy. never seen so many white boys hop around like jumping beans

gonna start calling myself chopped and unc to get in with the kids

why do i feel guilty about leaving behind my granola girl aesthetic. she will always be there for me when i need her

i'm feeling .... moonbeam ice cream

i want to rip off all my nails and do a completely new set

i'm vaguely threatened by shinzo abe at all times