Stan Kelly
@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years.
"The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM)
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"The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM)
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November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
A Kelly Klassic (TM) from 2020.
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
A Kelly Klassic (TM) from 2020.
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
No offense, @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO ORDER AND GET SHIPPING BY THE HOLIDAYS!
I hope you heard that “all caps”* message.
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I hope you heard that “all caps”* message.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO ORDER AND GET SHIPPING BY THE HOLIDAYS!
I hope you heard that “all caps”* message.
*Latest Fad
I hope you heard that “all caps”* message.
*Latest Fad
Yes … meow meow meow … YES!
Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
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Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
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November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Yes … meow meow meow … YES!
Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
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Happy Friday from Dottie. I’ve always believed cats were Sickos …
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Pro-tip: This time of year, LEAVE the seasonal duties to the real men.
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November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Pro-tip: This time of year, LEAVE the seasonal duties to the real men.
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When will THEY be thanked for THEIR service?
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November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When will THEY be thanked for THEIR service?
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From my "Factory" to you ...
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
From my "Factory" to you ...
Three Cheers for Trillionaire Jizz!
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November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Three Cheers for Trillionaire Jizz!
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"Print" is not dead.
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Print" is not dead.
Who's going to (hallow)-WEEN today's kids off tomorrows dole?
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October 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Who's going to (hallow)-WEEN today's kids off tomorrows dole?
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Trick? Or ... Treat!
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October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Trick? Or ... Treat!
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From last night, as far as I can remember ...
October 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
From last night, as far as I can remember ...
Finally! I’ve broken through the glass ceiling for old, white men hoping to work in animation.
Be sure to tune in. As I tell all my lovers, this might just be the best 20 seconds of your life.
Be sure to tune in. As I tell all my lovers, this might just be the best 20 seconds of your life.
October 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Finally! I’ve broken through the glass ceiling for old, white men hoping to work in animation.
Be sure to tune in. As I tell all my lovers, this might just be the best 20 seconds of your life.
Be sure to tune in. As I tell all my lovers, this might just be the best 20 seconds of your life.
October is "Breast Cancer Awareness Month." Brought to you by Big Boobs.
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October 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
October is "Breast Cancer Awareness Month." Brought to you by Big Boobs.
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October 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Yours, MINE, and ... ours.
September 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Yours, MINE, and ... ours.