Kartanya Martinez
@kartanyamartinez.com.au
Author. Speaker. Occasional Menace. Professional Sh*t-Stirrer
Gen X chaos with a conscience. I make people laugh, think, and occasionally rage-snort. 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐠𝐚 . 𝐖𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮
Gen X chaos with a conscience. I make people laugh, think, and occasionally rage-snort. 𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐠𝐚 . 𝐖𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮
Let’s not pretend Uncle Sam’s a saint, their human rights record’s condemningly cooked. We don’t need to “switch sides,” we just need better mates. Guilt by association gets you nuked, and honestly, Australia’s track record isn’t exactly halo-worthy either. Anyone who thinks Sam is their mate is...
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Let’s not pretend Uncle Sam’s a saint, their human rights record’s condemningly cooked. We don’t need to “switch sides,” we just need better mates. Guilt by association gets you nuked, and honestly, Australia’s track record isn’t exactly halo-worthy either. Anyone who thinks Sam is their mate is...
Finally, someone said it. AUKUS is like that dodgy group chat you can’t leave; full of drama, bad decisions, and one bloke named “Uncle Sam” who keeps sending missile pics no one asked for. Time to mute it permanently and reclaim the Wi-Fi.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Finally, someone said it. AUKUS is like that dodgy group chat you can’t leave; full of drama, bad decisions, and one bloke named “Uncle Sam” who keeps sending missile pics no one asked for. Time to mute it permanently and reclaim the Wi-Fi.