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Buddy hunts socks… clean, dirty, or still being worn.
February 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Shock Treatment is the better screenplay, but Rocky is the better musical. ST is criminally underrated though.
January 31, 2026 at 5:31 AM
It would have caused a riot quicker than Vader beating Inoki.
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I’ve always said deh-cal (Ontario born), but I’ve heard both.
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Who is Phil Brooks?
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Your electricity was just dirty, durr.
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
One Headlight vs The Way dropped when I was in a very dark place and helped bring me out of it. Maybe because I was considering a “the Way” ending at the time. I found out Niko was doing a book signing after and went there instead to thank her. Started rebuilding my life after.

Thanks, you three.
January 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I’m aware, I was riffing on all Jewish holidays having that potential. :-(
December 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“The menorah deals 1d8+1 fire damage.”
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Maybe they’re just opposed to the Iditarod?
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What is Wy Bother?
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I was in Mexico this year and caught a lucha show, where they billed the main eventer as Black Warrior from CMLL (who had died in 2023). He was really good though! I don’t know why they picked someone who both died and didn’t wear a mask, when they could have gone with any other gimmick.
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
What is Gordiantidisestablishmentarianism?
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Who is John Quincy Hi-Yadams?
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I got in trouble listening to that one as a kid because of the line about Jenny being kind of a slut. Not one of his best moments, that’s for sure.
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Ideally I'd watch that without subtitles the first time, and then with them a second time to understand it from the other language - and you could do that as an English or Japanese viewer, and get a totally different but equally valid experience.
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The only real exception I can think of is "Hell in the Pacific", a cool 1960s John Boorman movie with Lee Marvin and Toshiro Mifune, where Boorman got separate Japanese and English screenwriters to separately do all the dialogue, because the language barrier was essential to the concept.
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I made the karaoke version!

youtu.be/0ht5dMvwowg
Andrea Datzman - Let Us Be Devoured (Karaoke)
YouTube video by Karsten's Karaoke Elite
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I literally saw pumpkin spice cream cheese for the first time ever yesterday, and I think I audibly sighed.
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM