Karsten Brown
@karsten.bsky.social
There's little about Gene Simmons that's not cringe. 😝
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
There's little about Gene Simmons that's not cringe. 😝
Dun dun... Dun dun... Dun dun...
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Dun dun... Dun dun... Dun dun...
One of my little axioms that explains a LOT of people's life choices is: "It's always easier to do nothing."
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
One of my little axioms that explains a LOT of people's life choices is: "It's always easier to do nothing."
Semicolons are a hate crime!
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Semicolons are a hate crime!
A Commies fan I know said she & her partner angrily left the stadium when this happened. Hopefully they alerted Fox News so that they can be added to the backlash count.
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A Commies fan I know said she & her partner angrily left the stadium when this happened. Hopefully they alerted Fox News so that they can be added to the backlash count.
My son is also a Herbort.
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My son is also a Herbort.
I hope to see Internet celebrity & MiLB fan Rich Evans of @redlettermedia.com sporting one of these soon!
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I hope to see Internet celebrity & MiLB fan Rich Evans of @redlettermedia.com sporting one of these soon!
Wow, it's slightly less terrible! Looks like the logo for a generic government contracting company you'd see on the side of a building in a bland office park.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Wow, it's slightly less terrible! Looks like the logo for a generic government contracting company you'd see on the side of a building in a bland office park.
Uh, no, no it is not. The run was cancelled yesterday evening.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Uh, no, no it is not. The run was cancelled yesterday evening.
...is the most disappointing thing since my son.
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
...is the most disappointing thing since my son.
[vocal cords seize up] Mi-iA-as-Ss-mA-aa
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
[vocal cords seize up] Mi-iA-as-Ss-mA-aa
Visited the @montereybayaquarium.org a month ago and I know my travel companion wished I'd shut up about "Star Trek IV"!
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Visited the @montereybayaquarium.org a month ago and I know my travel companion wished I'd shut up about "Star Trek IV"!
This was me a year ago. And when the police showed up, none of them came down to take over, or to even talk to me. I directed traffic around a dangerous blind curve for an hour until a tow truck arrived & hauled the accident vehicle away, and then the cops just drove off. 😕
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This was me a year ago. And when the police showed up, none of them came down to take over, or to even talk to me. I directed traffic around a dangerous blind curve for an hour until a tow truck arrived & hauled the accident vehicle away, and then the cops just drove off. 😕
Hey, hey, Cuomo may be ugly and hate-filled, but... uh... What was that third thing you said?
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hey, hey, Cuomo may be ugly and hate-filled, but... uh... What was that third thing you said?
Well hot dog, we have a wiener!
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Well hot dog, we have a wiener!
I'm naming my next band the Abolitionist Renegade Quaker Hermits.
November 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm naming my next band the Abolitionist Renegade Quaker Hermits.