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Can confirm that God is located in the last stall of the men’s room at a loves truckstop outside Moses Lake, Washington.
July 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can confirm that God is located in the last stall of the men’s room at a loves truckstop outside Moses Lake, Washington.
I’m just saying, I’m crushing all you bitches in a watermelon eating contest
June 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I’m just saying, I’m crushing all you bitches in a watermelon eating contest
What’s a thief afraid of? Being stolen from. What’s a cheater afraid of? BEING CHEATED ON.
0-2 on dads now, accepting applications!
0-2 on dads now, accepting applications!
April 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What’s a thief afraid of? Being stolen from. What’s a cheater afraid of? BEING CHEATED ON.
0-2 on dads now, accepting applications!
0-2 on dads now, accepting applications!
Life is one big roller and I am just a hot dog
April 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Life is one big roller and I am just a hot dog
Fuck a mom, I’m tryna make my therapist proud
April 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Fuck a mom, I’m tryna make my therapist proud
If you voted for trump you’re NOT allowed in EPCOT. You don’t get to celebrate a world you’re trying to destroy.
March 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If you voted for trump you’re NOT allowed in EPCOT. You don’t get to celebrate a world you’re trying to destroy.
Slapping down paid for pins for traders in Disney like a navy seal on a casket
March 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Slapping down paid for pins for traders in Disney like a navy seal on a casket
The reclining seat option on an airplane is for decoration only.
March 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The reclining seat option on an airplane is for decoration only.
This man is fighting for his relationship through wired headphones in an airport line…. She’s not that into you bro if you’re flying 12 hours to hang out for 2 days
March 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This man is fighting for his relationship through wired headphones in an airport line…. She’s not that into you bro if you’re flying 12 hours to hang out for 2 days
If I was Scotty, I’d have bought a gun
March 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If I was Scotty, I’d have bought a gun
Hey dumbass, LinkedIN says who views you, just so you know
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hey dumbass, LinkedIN says who views you, just so you know
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Everyone has that band they love where the singer just can’t sing, keep your head up, we still fw you
March 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Everyone has that band they love where the singer just can’t sing, keep your head up, we still fw you
Still unsure about birds. Those winged bastards.
February 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Still unsure about birds. Those winged bastards.
I hope JFK is hitting Reagan with a 3 piece combo in Hell
January 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I hope JFK is hitting Reagan with a 3 piece combo in Hell
No man you totally don’t sound crazy. I think your DEFINITELY being gang stalked by the CIA
January 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
No man you totally don’t sound crazy. I think your DEFINITELY being gang stalked by the CIA
I ain’t never met a mf wearing ECHO that didn’t have a rapsheet
January 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I ain’t never met a mf wearing ECHO that didn’t have a rapsheet
Im your biggest enemy? Good, because I’m rooting against you more
January 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Im your biggest enemy? Good, because I’m rooting against you more
In the words of the late great colonel sanders: “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken”
January 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
In the words of the late great colonel sanders: “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken”
I know yall be driving past my house just gritting your teeth mad at me while I’m in here reading my funny little books and playing dungeons and dragons
January 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I know yall be driving past my house just gritting your teeth mad at me while I’m in here reading my funny little books and playing dungeons and dragons
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who watches the inauguration regardless. that shit sucks.
I am seeing so many posts on social media about boycotting the inauguration. Don't you dare. Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming
January 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
who watches the inauguration regardless. that shit sucks.
I can guarantee I didn’t sustain years of childhood abuse just for you to throw a fit when your feelings get hurt
January 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I can guarantee I didn’t sustain years of childhood abuse just for you to throw a fit when your feelings get hurt
Letting my Spotify shuffle tell me my fortune for the day like it’s tarot cards
January 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Letting my Spotify shuffle tell me my fortune for the day like it’s tarot cards
God can’t stop these hands from finding whoever tf got my Instagram blocked
January 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
God can’t stop these hands from finding whoever tf got my Instagram blocked
You overestimate my survival
Instinct. It’s not about me living, it’s about killing both of us.
Instinct. It’s not about me living, it’s about killing both of us.
January 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You overestimate my survival
Instinct. It’s not about me living, it’s about killing both of us.
Instinct. It’s not about me living, it’s about killing both of us.