FOR REAL!!! He enraptures me with his pre-rendered swag. (Secretly, I may or may not already be plotting something out involving him... Here's a test render of that. ↓)

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LITERALLY HE'S SO CUTE AND BALDING

There is no democracy in this decision. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD cups

LITERALLY!? His armor literally forms this voluptuous, buxom hourglass shape, and everyone just wants to take it off of him. We mustn't forget that his slutty little exposed waist is a dialectical matter; it cannot be slutty, little, and exposed if not in conversation with his big, slutty armor.