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Jurassic World is practically a Hallmark movie. Childless-Career-Obsessed Woman and No-Nonsense Man with a heart of gold fall in love while they team up with a Raptor and a T-Rex to save Christmas.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Jurassic World is practically a Hallmark movie. Childless-Career-Obsessed Woman and No-Nonsense Man with a heart of gold fall in love while they team up with a Raptor and a T-Rex to save Christmas.
I’m so proud of Gen Z for teaching pets to communicate with those word buttons. We don’t need kids at all now.
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m so proud of Gen Z for teaching pets to communicate with those word buttons. We don’t need kids at all now.
Turhamken is such a pretty name for a girl.
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Turhamken is such a pretty name for a girl.
We won’t truly be free until “No, You Shut Up!” is available somewhere for streaming.
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We won’t truly be free until “No, You Shut Up!” is available somewhere for streaming.
After shooting and then blowing up his patient, I don’t know if Dr. Loomis should have been allowed to continue practicing medicine.
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
After shooting and then blowing up his patient, I don’t know if Dr. Loomis should have been allowed to continue practicing medicine.
In my Troy Barnes arc because I want to get into more adventures but also, I don’t.
October 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
In my Troy Barnes arc because I want to get into more adventures but also, I don’t.
What keeps a 44yr old woman going?
October 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What keeps a 44yr old woman going?
Brain, you’ve done it again!
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Brain, you’ve done it again!
The only thing that matters right now is Fat Bear Week.
September 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The only thing that matters right now is Fat Bear Week.
Pretty brazen of Jack Black and Paul Rudd to think they could come up with anything even close to as funny as Jon Voight’s accent in the original Anaconda.
September 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Pretty brazen of Jack Black and Paul Rudd to think they could come up with anything even close to as funny as Jon Voight’s accent in the original Anaconda.
Gonna take a cue from Zack Sabre Jr. and start calling everyone Darling or Dickhead. That’s the only real binary anyway.
September 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Gonna take a cue from Zack Sabre Jr. and start calling everyone Darling or Dickhead. That’s the only real binary anyway.
There’s something sinister about flavored seltzer. I somehow forget that it tastes like water and soda hate-fucked it into existence, until I taste it.
August 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
There’s something sinister about flavored seltzer. I somehow forget that it tastes like water and soda hate-fucked it into existence, until I taste it.
POV: You’re a midland noble plotting against Griffith when you notice him watching you.
August 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
POV: You’re a midland noble plotting against Griffith when you notice him watching you.
Immediately before jury selection the phrase “discharge your duty” was used and my immediate thought was, “I hope some actual adults are here.”
August 14, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Immediately before jury selection the phrase “discharge your duty” was used and my immediate thought was, “I hope some actual adults are here.”
Those American Eagle jeans are fine at best. If you’re gonna start casually throwing around eugenics banter you gotta be Coco Chanel or Hugo Boss level.
July 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Those American Eagle jeans are fine at best. If you’re gonna start casually throwing around eugenics banter you gotta be Coco Chanel or Hugo Boss level.
Real talk - How many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies try to explain his accent with a Louisiana origin?
July 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Real talk - How many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies try to explain his accent with a Louisiana origin?
Despite years of neglect, my eyes are healthier than 2 little horses! Suck it universe!
July 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Despite years of neglect, my eyes are healthier than 2 little horses! Suck it universe!
Good work Young Bucks. Among all of your notable accomplishments you’ve also made me hate mutton chops. 🤼♀️
July 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Good work Young Bucks. Among all of your notable accomplishments you’ve also made me hate mutton chops. 🤼♀️
Well, well, well. If it isn’t the powerful and influential using their power and influence to avoid the consequences of their actions.
July 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Well, well, well. If it isn’t the powerful and influential using their power and influence to avoid the consequences of their actions.
Being in the crowd for Wrestlemania 2 and apropos of nothing seeing Ozzy Osbourne accompany the British Bulldogs to the ring:
- Do all British people know each other?
- Do all British people know each other?
July 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Being in the crowd for Wrestlemania 2 and apropos of nothing seeing Ozzy Osbourne accompany the British Bulldogs to the ring:
- Do all British people know each other?
- Do all British people know each other?
Happy Canada Day! Stay humble.
July 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Happy Canada Day! Stay humble.
On an inadvertent Dabney Coleman journey recently, and that guy really made some choices.
June 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
On an inadvertent Dabney Coleman journey recently, and that guy really made some choices.
Glass skin doesn’t work for me. It’s more like glazed ham.
June 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Glass skin doesn’t work for me. It’s more like glazed ham.
Him: You better not be Luffy in disguise when I get there.
Me:
Me:
June 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Him: You better not be Luffy in disguise when I get there.
Me:
Me:
I hope all the s-tier daddies have the very best day.
June 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I hope all the s-tier daddies have the very best day.