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Funny little drawings about life, and everything that makes it absurd, surreal or a struggle
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Dog versus Mr Waffles
#waterboarding #dogcartoon #catcartoon #dogversuscat #doghumour #darkhumor #happydog #dailygag #DailyLaughs #Karltoons #singlepanelcartoon
This cat versus dog cartoon has a dark ‘far side’ type element to it. It features a brown dog with long ears who’s finally captured his nemesis cat enemy called Mr Waffles. Mr Waffles has done unspeakable things to the dog over the years, and now the dog is about to get revenge, and he also wants answers to some important questions. The cat He is spread out on its back in a star shape, with its arms and legs securely fastened to a grey board shaped like a door, which is tilting the cat in the downward position with it’s head close to the ground. The dog stands above the cat a plinth, and while pouring water from a watering can over the cats head, the dog says “Yes Mr Waffles, I believe this is called waterboarding.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Why did the chicken …
#oldjoke #chickencartoon #crosstheroad #road #amnesia #forget #memory #DailyLaughs #Karltoons #singlepanelcartoon
This cartoon plays with the the classic old joke that was never funny “why did the chicken cross the road?” In this cartoon, a white chicken with a red bits at the top of its head (apparently called the ‘comb’) reaches the safety of the other pavement. It looks confused. It thought bubble shows it thinking “? ? I forgot what I crossed for!”
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Germs…

#pandemic #flu #germs #covid #bacteria #pathogens #influenza #SARS #ebola #DailyLaughs #Karltoons #singlepanelcartoon
A visual cartoon featuring 2 odd looking yellow blobs with goodly eyes that are the artists rendition of germs. The child germ bounces into the room and proudly announces to his father, "when I grow up, I want to start a global pandemic!". The father's is filled with pride at his son's ambitious goal. The caption reads "a proud parenting moment for bacteria" 2 yellow germs are sitting on the sofa drinking coffee. One is proudly showing photographs of her at various sites in a human body. Her speech bubble shows she is saying, "and here's one of me in the descending colon." The caption reads "when germs share their holiday photo’s" A group of child germs are on a school trip exploring a large building with paintings and photos on the walls that feature enlarged images of viruses and bacteria, with their names below them. The title of this exhibit they are excited to be looking at is "THE LEGENDS OF INFECTION." The teacher is pointing to the covid-19 image, and explains, "that's Steve! He started the coronavirus!" The children make gleeful remarks such as "cool!" and "My hero". The caption reads: GERMS VISITING THE PATHOGENS HALL OF FAME
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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#WaitingForTheMetro #TyneAndWearMetro #MetroLife #MetroHumour #CommuterHumour #RushHourReality #GeordieGiggles #PublicTransportHumor #MetroChronicles
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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We climbed out of the ocean for THIS?
the cartoon shows a visual parody of Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution. Coming out of the sea to climb up a grassy semi circular hill is a fish. It has gained the ability to walk on land. It evolves, morphing into a monkey holding a banana, who in turn evolves further to climb further up the hill and morph into a caveman human who is holding a club that he has made to kill and hunt with. Caveman evolves further climbing up the hill, morphing into a fully clothed modern human holding a mobile phone. Transfixed by the screen, he has become hypnotised to no longer think critically or creatively for himself owing to having allowed social media feeds and the media (which he refers to all his waking day) to infiltrate his mind and opinions, and suggest how he is to think and act in society so he may conform and be approved. He is so transfixed by reading what is displayed on his phone that he steps right off the edge of the cliff and will fall to his death. This cartoon points to the fact that unless modern man wakes up to reality, his evolutionary path is destined towards extinction.
September 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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The future isn’t flying cars. The future is us forgetting how to use our hands for anything — except checking our phones (no matter where we are!)
the cartoon shows a man standing at a public urinal while having a pee. However, one hand is holding his mobile phone, the other is being used to scroll through the screen of his mobile phone to read his social media feed. The caption reads : Hands Free (in reference to the fact that he is hands free having a pee, playing on the Hands free term that is usually used for talking on a mobile phone without holding it.
September 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Sometimes you don’t need crop circles, anal probes, or secret files to prove you exist. Sometimes you just need someone with a beard and a notebook, who nods and says, “Tell me more about your mother(ship).”
the cartoon shows a classic alien being that people would know as the ‘grey’. It’s a 4ft tall humanoid looking being with almond shaped eyes, long fingers, and a slit for a mouth. It is laying on a psychotherapists couch having a therapy session with a psychotherapist that looks identical to Sigmund Freud. The alien has a tear running from his eye he is saying "I just don't feel seen — Except by the US government.”
September 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Scales have an amazing way of turning us into mathematicians:
“Okay… if I subtract the weight of my clothes, plus all my emotional baggage, and drop the two… it means I’ve basically lost weight, right?”

#weightloss #diet #slimmingworld #fit #SinglePanelCartoon #Karltoons
the cartoon shows a ghost, (that looks a lot like a quivering white bed sheet), is standing on a set of bathroom scales to weigh itself. The scales show zero pounds. The ghost has a smile on its face and a thought bubble that shows it is thinking “Still zero pounds. This diet is really working!”
September 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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I walked into my group therapy session thinking I was a mess.
I left thinking: “You know what? I’m actually doing great.” 😂

#bookhumour #bookgroup #DarkComedy #Therapy #DailyLaughs #Karltoons #singlepanelcartoon
the cartoon shows 4 books in a room, sitting in chairs, for a session of group ‘therapy’. The therapist is taking notes with a pen. The Sci-fi book says, I feel alienated. The romance novel shares with the group, “I get too clingy”. The horror book who is wielding a knife, shrugs his shoulders and calmly states, “I can't stop killing people.”
September 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Chiropractic care: where ‘Oops’ is a clinical term
the cartoon shows a chiropractor, sleeves rolled up in his treatment room, pressing down so hard on the spine of a man who’s laying face down on the treatment couch that his feet rise off the floor. Suddenly there’s the sound of a loud ‘SNAP’. At the same time, the patient’s neck, arms and legs all jerk upwards, and his tongue hangs out of his mouth. The chiropractor looks shocked. His thought bubble is: “Oops!”
September 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Until the next Karltoons, eat well, and avoid being eaten 🙏
September 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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AI: “Humans are unnecessary.” Audience: 😐 AI: 😂
Me: googling ‘how to become useful to robots’
September 3, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Whether you’re a hamster or a human, life is filled with moments that will twist your perception of reality into a sudden wake up to what’s really real!

What’s your best one? Share it here 👇
September 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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The early bird catches the . . . . . . . erm, except this bird - well, it did, kind of 😬 🫣
#worm #nudist #bird #Karltoons #Cartoonist #karljeffery
The image is of two birds flying up and away from a woodland, one of them, called Rodney, has a very long worm in its mouth, stretching all the way back to the bushes on the ground. The other bird is yelling a warning, "let go -it’s not a worm!" A closer view of the long worm reveals it stretches about 15 meters back to a naked man, clearly in agony, and there is a sign that reads 'Nudist Camp' in the ground beside him - clearly the worm has mistaken his small stretchy penis for a worm and flown off with it thinking its dinner
August 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM