Always tough to pick five. Twain, P.G. Wodehouse, Joseph Heller, James Thurber, John Collier. That’s my list today at least!

It certainly had its moments.

I may have told you this before, years ago, but I stumbled onto your book on Amazon, bought it on a whim because I collect horror stories about dummies, and was immediately shocked by how good it was. “This guy’s almost as good as Ligotti,” who I had just recently started reading at that time.

One of my favorite books!

This is truly appalling.

Thanks, Polly.

It’s nice when a crazy person has a reason for all caps that is hard to argue with. Carry on.

So, pre-skeet judicious prodding.

I assume we can count on you to judiciously prod.

If a Tulane prof did not care about Morton, I’d be troubled by that.