I first read “initiate” as “INFLATE” and I was wondering what kind of iPad was that???

Hallmark executives just called. The scene where you squish a rotten peach in your fist was cut by the network censors.

Basically, the hero has a mannequin with marbles on “chi tracks” and tries to find the right set of strikes to move the red ball to the groin.
Took me a while to find this film. But it’s on Apple TV now.

This is another good response…

My daughter uses a single/double thumbs down gesture over anything obscene. Works well - guys don’t know how to react.

And chew some valerian root.

Willem Dafoe looks so freaking young in this.