Went to a gig tonight.

Happy Halloween.

It taste like shit for anybody wondering.

Randomly watched the live action Lilo and Stitch movie recently and couldn’t quite describe why it felt so, off.

Until I realised, it’s the live action movie equivalent of those “Mario in Unreal Engine” videos.

A soulless facsimile designed to look like something you recognise. Not feel like it.

She didn’t decided to hyphenate.

Fun fact - When Fact Fiend initially took off almost ten years ago I was literally living on my friend’s sofa.

The first thing I bought was a duvet and a can of white monster.

I’m not saying I’m stubborn but I did once walk up a mountain in skinny jeans to get to a pub on the other side.

Out for a drink with a friend and they gave me a gift I will treasure forever.

Once again thinking about Optimus Primate.

Went up a mountain recently.

I was the best man for a destination wedding in Italy recently and asked the photographer if there was a place I could post up like a mafia boss.

My dad is on safari in Africa right now and before he went I gave him one of my old recording cameras.

This is literally the only photo he’s sent so far.

Travelling and my friend told me to make my case stand out so I could find it at the carousel. Something subtle like a ribbon.

He was not impressed when I turned up with a giant fuck off K on it.

Remembering when I went to Japan and visited the statue dedicated to good boys and performed the illegal manoeuvre.

It was my mums 59th birthday last weekend.

She did not appreciate the present I got for her.

Immense energy.