being gay is crazy bc if you’re staying over at a guys place you’re seeing and forgot to bring your supplements, he has a prep he’s more than happy to share
June 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
being gay is crazy bc if you’re staying over at a guys place you’re seeing and forgot to bring your supplements, he has a prep he’s more than happy to share
the way this pic is the most erotic thing ive seen today 🤤 #xenoblade
March 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the way this pic is the most erotic thing ive seen today 🤤 #xenoblade
rip to this tub of guac i forgot i apparently ate last night 🤭
March 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
rip to this tub of guac i forgot i apparently ate last night 🤭
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Someone make sure Luigi can stream Mayhem!!!!
March 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Someone make sure Luigi can stream Mayhem!!!!
don’t get me wrong mikey was phenomenal and anora was my favorite movie last year and should deservedly win best picture but THIS WAS DEMI’S YEAR
made even worst by the fact that their livestream cut out right before best actress for which demi was absolutely robbed
hulu completely and utterly $*!t the bed with the Oscars live telecast
March 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
don’t get me wrong mikey was phenomenal and anora was my favorite movie last year and should deservedly win best picture but THIS WAS DEMI’S YEAR
made even worst by the fact that their livestream cut out right before best actress for which demi was absolutely robbed
hulu completely and utterly $*!t the bed with the Oscars live telecast
March 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
made even worst by the fact that their livestream cut out right before best actress for which demi was absolutely robbed
hulu completely and utterly $*!t the bed with the Oscars live telecast
March 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
hulu completely and utterly $*!t the bed with the Oscars live telecast
big night for anora brewing, well deserved
March 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
big night for anora brewing, well deserved
from the h*rny twink intern who brought you Loaded with crème filling…introducing Glazed original holes…now part of a balanced breakfast!
March 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
from the h*rny twink intern who brought you Loaded with crème filling…introducing Glazed original holes…now part of a balanced breakfast!
would call her a n*zi but she is, in fact, deeply jewish
shoutout to my awful old boss who grumbled when we had to implement dei and cheered in the office during kyle rittenhouse’s trial and got me this mug one christmas to seem like an ally but really meant it sarcastically. she can go f right off a cliff in her tesla 😘
March 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
would call her a n*zi but she is, in fact, deeply jewish
shoutout to my awful old boss who grumbled when we had to implement dei and cheered in the office during kyle rittenhouse’s trial and got me this mug one christmas to seem like an ally but really meant it sarcastically. she can go f right off a cliff in her tesla 😘
March 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
shoutout to my awful old boss who grumbled when we had to implement dei and cheered in the office during kyle rittenhouse’s trial and got me this mug one christmas to seem like an ally but really meant it sarcastically. she can go f right off a cliff in her tesla 😘
this 1900 calorie cut is surely out to murder me 🥵 😓
February 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
this 1900 calorie cut is surely out to murder me 🥵 😓
matched with this man on a dating app and asked him how his week is going, he answered that he’s “gearing up for the oscars”. today is wednesday
February 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
matched with this man on a dating app and asked him how his week is going, he answered that he’s “gearing up for the oscars”. today is wednesday
im sorry luigi and will refrain from sending daily photos after the one i already dropped off to the post office and the 9 photo shoots i have booked over the next few weeks with different themes including the naughty plumber one which im most excited for you to see 🫶 xoxo
February 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
im sorry luigi and will refrain from sending daily photos after the one i already dropped off to the post office and the 9 photo shoots i have booked over the next few weeks with different themes including the naughty plumber one which im most excited for you to see 🫶 xoxo
wow wow wow jane fonda is an inspiration, an icon, a goddess, a leader
February 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
wow wow wow jane fonda is an inspiration, an icon, a goddess, a leader
conservatism is a mental illness. only once we acknowledge that can we work to heal as a nation and society through compassion and education. we’ve definitely
got some work to do
got some work to do
February 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
conservatism is a mental illness. only once we acknowledge that can we work to heal as a nation and society through compassion and education. we’ve definitely
got some work to do
got some work to do
i will never ever ever get over when i emailed my therapist about my ritalin refill and this is the reply I received 💀 truly a new level of giving zero f’s
February 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i will never ever ever get over when i emailed my therapist about my ritalin refill and this is the reply I received 💀 truly a new level of giving zero f’s
gay men who exclusively surround themselves with straight women and don’t hang with other queer people are missing out on the most foundational, beautiful and unique aspects of the queer experience. i’ve seen it from previous partners but now realizing how big of a 🚩 it is
February 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
gay men who exclusively surround themselves with straight women and don’t hang with other queer people are missing out on the most foundational, beautiful and unique aspects of the queer experience. i’ve seen it from previous partners but now realizing how big of a 🚩 it is
my toxic trait is i don’t have willpower to pass up seasonal candy that only happens once per year soooo the cadbury eggs hate to see me coming
February 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
my toxic trait is i don’t have willpower to pass up seasonal candy that only happens once per year soooo the cadbury eggs hate to see me coming
luigi’s back in court today i hope he coordinates outfits with his lawyer again
February 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
luigi’s back in court today i hope he coordinates outfits with his lawyer again
if i had bigger tits i wonder if id just stay home and play with them all the time
February 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
if i had bigger tits i wonder if id just stay home and play with them all the time
also this was wonderful! heart eyes feels fresh, smart, funny and delivers great kills. it takes clever risks to blend romcom and horror and executes both really well with a charming, likable cast. nice to see a new slasher come into the conversation
February 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
also this was wonderful! heart eyes feels fresh, smart, funny and delivers great kills. it takes clever risks to blend romcom and horror and executes both really well with a charming, likable cast. nice to see a new slasher come into the conversation
nicest thing i can say is the audience’s reaction to bucky’s cameo (multiple audible “yayys”) bodes well for the success of thunderbolts*
February 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
nicest thing i can say is the audience’s reaction to bucky’s cameo (multiple audible “yayys”) bodes well for the success of thunderbolts*
discourse, as gays there’s something beautiful about platonic friendships with straight men. my straight, married with kids trainer texts me “we make a great team” and i get 🥹 don’t know a thing about his politics, he’s just a good dude who pushes and challenges me and accepts my very short shorts
February 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
discourse, as gays there’s something beautiful about platonic friendships with straight men. my straight, married with kids trainer texts me “we make a great team” and i get 🥹 don’t know a thing about his politics, he’s just a good dude who pushes and challenges me and accepts my very short shorts