Karl Johnson
@karljohnsonuk.bsky.social
And breathe! Lover of great design, hater of hypocrisy. Views are my own.
I took myself off to our local airbase this morning. Last day before I go back to work full time after my heart attack so felt like I deserved a treat.
September 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I took myself off to our local airbase this morning. Last day before I go back to work full time after my heart attack so felt like I deserved a treat.
He's already got experience, having voiced the President in Monsters Vs Aliens (2009)
July 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
He's already got experience, having voiced the President in Monsters Vs Aliens (2009)
Maybe they could launch an investigation into the one on the right instead of the one on the left?
June 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Maybe they could launch an investigation into the one on the right instead of the one on the left?
"When one is tired of urinating in London's doorways, one is tired of life".
I'm glad I don't live in a place where signs are needed to tell people not to do that.
I'm glad I don't live in a place where signs are needed to tell people not to do that.
May 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"When one is tired of urinating in London's doorways, one is tired of life".
I'm glad I don't live in a place where signs are needed to tell people not to do that.
I'm glad I don't live in a place where signs are needed to tell people not to do that.
Literally and metabolically? I guess literal eggs are metabolic.
March 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Literally and metabolically? I guess literal eggs are metabolic.
Has she seen the attendance at a Reform rally?
March 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Has she seen the attendance at a Reform rally?
Just in case you didn't know...
March 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just in case you didn't know...
I'm still thinking we're in the part of the disaster movie where the US govt knows about the impending comet hit and they're busy grabbing the minerals, tech & money needed to evacuate to Mars.
They're only taking the worst shitheads though, so I'm happy to take my chances here with the comet.
They're only taking the worst shitheads though, so I'm happy to take my chances here with the comet.
March 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I'm still thinking we're in the part of the disaster movie where the US govt knows about the impending comet hit and they're busy grabbing the minerals, tech & money needed to evacuate to Mars.
They're only taking the worst shitheads though, so I'm happy to take my chances here with the comet.
They're only taking the worst shitheads though, so I'm happy to take my chances here with the comet.
I see Democrats in the US putting their faith in some kind of turnaround at the Midterm elections but don't realise it's already been fixed for the Republicans.
February 17, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I see Democrats in the US putting their faith in some kind of turnaround at the Midterm elections but don't realise it's already been fixed for the Republicans.
Gaza is a pile of rubble thanks to the person standing next to you, FantaMan. You should be looking to forcibly remove him to The Hague, not those that have suffered in desperate circumstances for decades.
February 5, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Gaza is a pile of rubble thanks to the person standing next to you, FantaMan. You should be looking to forcibly remove him to The Hague, not those that have suffered in desperate circumstances for decades.
I see from the photos of the NTSB working on the black boxes from the crashed airliner in Washington DC that the investigators are all wearing glasses. Are they even able to do that job?! It's wokeness gone made!
(satire)
(satire)
January 31, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I see from the photos of the NTSB working on the black boxes from the crashed airliner in Washington DC that the investigators are all wearing glasses. Are they even able to do that job?! It's wokeness gone made!
(satire)
(satire)
It was lovely. I can recommend it
January 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It was lovely. I can recommend it
I was there with her...
January 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I was there with her...
Ah! THAT explains it...
December 2, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Ah! THAT explains it...
In light of Ofsted's latest proposals for their 'report card' I've created this handy poster that should be displayed in every classroom...
November 27, 2024 at 8:51 AM
In light of Ofsted's latest proposals for their 'report card' I've created this handy poster that should be displayed in every classroom...