Variance taketh and variance giveth

I was ranked 4.3m in GW12

Now up to 1.1m

May the pos-var gods continue to shine upon me ⛅

Ending the year with my highest OR of the season, 1.8m + 3 boys still left to play.

Palmer 🧢 disappointing but it won't stop me from taking a few more risks before the season is done.

This game has been horrible to me this year so I know to enjoy a good week when one comes along.

Happy NYE all 🎉

2.6m 🌎

Lewis, Bruno, Evanilson >
Robinson, Amad, Isak -4

Let's see how many points I cost myself this time.

Lady luck!!!

Mykolenko > Huijsen

Bullet header prayer circle 🙏

3.2m 🌏

Wanted to roll but have no idea how many of my beautiful boys will play.

Feels grimly inevitable that the Man U/Forest game will get get called off after the deadline.

Hanging on to this game by the thinnest of threads...

The reaction to rainbow armbands is so depressing. There needs to be an education in clubs. It's just solidarity. That's all. That people shouldn't be persecuted. Wearing a rainbow isn't saying 'This is my culture' or 'This is my lifestyle'. It's just saying let people live their lives and feel safe

Isak > Evanilson
Mbeumo > Saka -4

3.4m 🌎 (shaved 1m off my rank last week which was nice)

Mbeumo out probably a mistake but Bruno has fewer owners and I prefer him longer term.

I would say GL all but I wouldn't mean it because I'm desperate for everybody else to do badly so I can do well <3

Jim > João

4.3m 🌎

-9.3% skill and -90.7% luck across the season which sounds about right.

Bad decisions + bad luck = bad boy 😎

First hit of the season.

Son > Fernandes
DCL > Isak -4

Trent won't play but not worth an additional hit.

Sitting at a coool 4.5m 🌎

Decision making has been poor this season but the luck has been worse.

I need some of that sweet positive variance please.

Lady luuuuuck...

Hi all, glad we've finally dragged ourselves out of that cesspit.

Looking forward to chatting to you all about this wonderful, wretched game.

For anybody that wants to know how I play and experience FPL, Monday to Sunday, week on week, here it is:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ree-...