Karla Kapow
@karlakapow.bsky.social
Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän
Tongue Singing Choir -- with lyrics
YouTube video by Skip Everling
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
A good Jeopardy category would be Pirate Jokes. Ken would say for instance, “George Arrrr Arrrr Martin,” and someone would buzz in and ask, “Who is a pirate’s favorite author?”
October 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A good Jeopardy category would be Pirate Jokes. Ken would say for instance, “George Arrrr Arrrr Martin,” and someone would buzz in and ask, “Who is a pirate’s favorite author?”
Can’t help but notice GOP leadership was not raptured
September 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Can’t help but notice GOP leadership was not raptured
Real talk: How close are we to just declaring people witches?
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Real talk: How close are we to just declaring people witches?
Everyone remember to fly your false flags at half-mast this week
September 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Everyone remember to fly your false flags at half-mast this week
Successful community depends on taking care of each other. At some point we figured out that as soft, juicy creatures with small teeth, odds of survival were greater working together than when we pushed each other in front of oncoming sabertooths, and we were right. I hope we will not forget this.
September 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Successful community depends on taking care of each other. At some point we figured out that as soft, juicy creatures with small teeth, odds of survival were greater working together than when we pushed each other in front of oncoming sabertooths, and we were right. I hope we will not forget this.
NFL team names are way long. From now on, let’s abbreviate them like so:
The Dalboys
The Phigles
The Tampaneers
The LArgers
The Clowns
etc.
The Dalboys
The Phigles
The Tampaneers
The LArgers
The Clowns
etc.
September 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
NFL team names are way long. From now on, let’s abbreviate them like so:
The Dalboys
The Phigles
The Tampaneers
The LArgers
The Clowns
etc.
The Dalboys
The Phigles
The Tampaneers
The LArgers
The Clowns
etc.
Kudos to Count Von Count, teaching young children numbers 1-10 for years while himself having only 8 fingers.
September 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Kudos to Count Von Count, teaching young children numbers 1-10 for years while himself having only 8 fingers.
If the rumors are true, the future of MAGA belongs to whomever pulls off the best and fastest Weekend at Bernie’s act.
August 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If the rumors are true, the future of MAGA belongs to whomever pulls off the best and fastest Weekend at Bernie’s act.
I opened the fridge and a pineapple tumbled out at me, and I coined my new favorite word on the spot. “PINEAPPLELANCHE!” Now I’m sad at the thought I may never have another valid opportunity to use my new word. It’s been a real rollercoaster over here.
August 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I opened the fridge and a pineapple tumbled out at me, and I coined my new favorite word on the spot. “PINEAPPLELANCHE!” Now I’m sad at the thought I may never have another valid opportunity to use my new word. It’s been a real rollercoaster over here.
Fall semester 2025: 4 out of every 2 cars on campus is a Waymo. The kids are going to forget how to drive the way they’ve forgotten how to write in cursive or make change
August 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fall semester 2025: 4 out of every 2 cars on campus is a Waymo. The kids are going to forget how to drive the way they’ve forgotten how to write in cursive or make change
America’s final weather report will be delivered by the last remaining U.S.-trained meteorologist from an undisclosed location paid for by George Clooney, trying desperately to convince anyone still listening that the eclipse is NOT in fact a monster trying to eat the moon.
August 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
America’s final weather report will be delivered by the last remaining U.S.-trained meteorologist from an undisclosed location paid for by George Clooney, trying desperately to convince anyone still listening that the eclipse is NOT in fact a monster trying to eat the moon.
Wii Sports Tennis, but the racket is a bug zapper, it’s summer, and you’re outside in Texas at dusk. So also kinda like Space Invaders.
August 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Wii Sports Tennis, but the racket is a bug zapper, it’s summer, and you’re outside in Texas at dusk. So also kinda like Space Invaders.
Watching Platonic season 1. How much more fun life must be when one has the ability to render realistic dongs in oil paint!
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Watching Platonic season 1. How much more fun life must be when one has the ability to render realistic dongs in oil paint!
Betcha didn’t know loofahs grow on trees
August 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Betcha didn’t know loofahs grow on trees
After the zombie apocalypse, will they even bother having Ren Faires?
July 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
After the zombie apocalypse, will they even bother having Ren Faires?
7 Seconds is more than just a band I listened to sometimes in high school. It’s also the perfect amount of time to to slightly soften butter in the microwave.
July 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
7 Seconds is more than just a band I listened to sometimes in high school. It’s also the perfect amount of time to to slightly soften butter in the microwave.
In the 90s, Ozzy visired bookstore where I worked. He goes to cafe, orders a pastry, my friend waits on him.
Friend: Would you like it heated?
Ozzy: WUT??
Friend: WOULD. YOU. LIKE. IT. THE. PASTRY. HEATED.?
Ozzy: OF COURSE I'm going to eat it, what, do you think I'm going to shove it up me ass?!
Friend: Would you like it heated?
Ozzy: WUT??
Friend: WOULD. YOU. LIKE. IT. THE. PASTRY. HEATED.?
Ozzy: OF COURSE I'm going to eat it, what, do you think I'm going to shove it up me ass?!
July 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
In the 90s, Ozzy visired bookstore where I worked. He goes to cafe, orders a pastry, my friend waits on him.
Friend: Would you like it heated?
Ozzy: WUT??
Friend: WOULD. YOU. LIKE. IT. THE. PASTRY. HEATED.?
Ozzy: OF COURSE I'm going to eat it, what, do you think I'm going to shove it up me ass?!
Friend: Would you like it heated?
Ozzy: WUT??
Friend: WOULD. YOU. LIKE. IT. THE. PASTRY. HEATED.?
Ozzy: OF COURSE I'm going to eat it, what, do you think I'm going to shove it up me ass?!
I have an idea for a news site plug-in.
July 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I have an idea for a news site plug-in.
A brief history of the Travis County Poor Farm, Austin, Texas, 1879-1936. First located near present-day Spicewood Springs and Mopac, later relocated to Tarrytown.
Records of the Travis County Poor Farm
In a series of posts, we will be highlighting some of Travis County’s lesser known records and the unique information they contain. Travis County Poor Farm Record: 1890-1900 (1 volume).
traviscountyhistory.org
July 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
A brief history of the Travis County Poor Farm, Austin, Texas, 1879-1936. First located near present-day Spicewood Springs and Mopac, later relocated to Tarrytown.