ascend to transgenderhood, and take your rightful place in the shadow government.

Thanks Obama!

decadent feast of cats and dogs you’ve just shared. Through the soft red glow of the Jewish space lasers above, you can see George furiously masturbaiting, the effects of the adrenochrome you shared before dinner clearly taking effect. You’re sure tonight is the night. Tonight you

I don’t for a second expect you to take me seriously, but hear me out:

What if Anatomy textbook style depiction of an anthropomorphic elephant cyborg with shoulder mounted missile launchers?

With the main difference simply being that the people in heaven just don’t feel bad if they’ve been shitty.

possibility that the people in heaven aren’t in heaven because they were good people, but instead simply because they didn’t feel any guilt about things they had done in their life. There seem to be a lot of wholesome, good people in hell, and duplicitous and nasty people in heaven.

I still can’t get over the very obvious visual connection between the speaker of god and the goetia in helluva boss (same universe)

Not to mention the fact that Sir Pentious ended up in hell, not because he committed some horrible sin, but because he FELT so guilty. Like that implies the..

Like suck start a kalashnikov, comrade💀

The inverse is how you promote authoritarianism, so you should be weary of the clowns walking around crying about purity testing. They’re either heavily propagandized, or just outright bots doing the whole “hello fellow libtards isn’t all this purity testing stuff we do so stupid” schtick.

Ooopsies, all trans

Delicious crapitalism flavoured yogurt