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karis 🎄 (fka acid)
@kariskumquat.bsky.social
30, wy, she/they, 🏳️‍🌈
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there's a guy from my hometown named Andy who would always find girls on dating apps and ask for feet pics and he was referred to as 'foot andy' so this is just really sending me
my favorite part of making cookies is making The Big Cookie instead of 2-4 regular sized ones when there's an awkward amount of dough left
December 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
@ladyfeifei.bsky.social is the sweetest human ever!!! thank you so much for the care package and your sweet words 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
December 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
someone's donation message was just "keep saving them" and tell me why that's making me cry actual real tears
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I wonder who brought all those nialls and joe jonas to the party
Thank you to all the wonderful and kind divas that came to my virtual boat birthday party!
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Reposted by karis 🎄 (fka acid)
Clair Obscure getting its GOTY title revoked due to its use of Gen AI has brought forth some of the worst arguments I’ve seen yet for normalizing Gen AI in games & art.

Gen AI is a fascist technology built on plagiarism, environmental racism, and truth decay whether it’s in things you like or not.
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
COME GET ON THE BOAT AND TELL REIDIE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

www.twitch.tv/reidie_?sr=a
December 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
everyone in the family is saying my sister and I said we'd make soup for christmas eve........neither of us have any recollection of it......the plan has always been for me to spend christmas eve with mr kumquat's family.....we're both losing our minds
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
happy birthday @reidie.com!!!!! im so glad you were born!!!!!!
a cat wearing a party hat is sitting on a bed with the words happy birthday gay cat dad
Alt: a cat wearing a party hat is sitting on a bed with the words happy birthday gay cat dad
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I'm out of extra cookies for this round but I'm making more later this week for different gifts so if you want some of those, lemme know!!
I made too many cookies, message me ur address if you want a cookie box!!!! (if you have a peanut allergy I will accidentally kill you even if I don't give you one of the peanut butter ones so be warned) (I also make no guarantee there isn't dog/cat fur in there but I did do my best)
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
due to stream streaks, "who up streakin" has become a vocal stim in my house and I don't know how I'm going to explain it to relatives this week
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I made too many cookies, message me ur address if you want a cookie box!!!! (if you have a peanut allergy I will accidentally kill you even if I don't give you one of the peanut butter ones so be warned) (I also make no guarantee there isn't dog/cat fur in there but I did do my best)
December 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I want to be a person who goes to the gym and I want to do strength training and I need someone to rewire my brain so that I can do that
December 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I stood in the kitchen making cookies for 11 hours today and didnt eat anything except 2 of said cookies and a string cheese so I am going to bed at 10pm thank you for asking
December 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
"baseball, where are you going? You've hardly touched your slimfast"
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 AM
david corenswet has no right being so hot
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I got this after all y'all were making fun of me for not knowing what a kumquat is, hmm
December 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have been clocked once again

(.......new username color??)

poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
bringing this back for anyone who needs it today, aza and i are rooting for you
aza is grabbing u to bring u close and give u a kiss on the forehead and tell u everything is gonna be alright and u got this diva
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Reposted by karis 🎄 (fka acid)
waiting at the afterlife for johnny

more cyberpunk

twitch.tv/alexisdotgov
December 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
learned that my username could be confused for "kari's kumquat" and I'm about to end it all
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
if you need a laugh......I implore you to watch this. I haven't laughed this hard in years
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
when @buffyvampy.bsky.social asks me if I was/am a Phan in @reidie.com's stream
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
ignore my dirty room and very dirty mirror and look at my @reidie.com merch!!!!! if you havent gotten yours yet what are you doing!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
our treasurer emailed me a week ago to ask if we could schedule a call and I start panicking and have been riddled with anxiety since and we finally talked this morning and he literally just needed to tell me my boss' bonus info for payroll and asked for our bank statements PLEASE
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM