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Karin Kallmaker 💜🍦 Love is the Universal Story 🌈📚
@karin.kallmaker.com
Ice cream. Tim Tams. Coffee. Lesbian writer of sapphic books. Loves her library card. Free reads and more at https://kallmaker.com
Cis She/Her
"Hey I'm going to read the news to see if my marriage is going to be invalidated." - said no straight married person ever.

That was my gay agenda today. Finding out if my marriage was up for SCOTUS review. The answer is thankfully no. To a question no one should EVER have to ask.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I discovered this brilliant software a few years ago. One-click and reboot to disable CoPilot and delete its stored data, turn off telemetry tracking, and take control of lots of other privacy settings. Completely free. oo-software.com
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Cave Dwellers was my gateway drug for a lifetime addiction to MST3K.

best lookin man in the middle ages, my my my
October 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September. At the very least you will smile.
September 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A 13-year-old meme. Still true. Especially the "serious" critics.
August 13, 2025 at 6:29 AM
And now I have to watch it again, if only for the Purse Ninja ending with the most inelegant dismount from a stage ever, and kudos to Steve Martin for selecting his own butt for 4 seconds of onscreen awkward.
July 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My favorite hands down performance by Murphy, and Christine Baranski is a delight. So community theater serious and playing her role SO unhinged.
July 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Post a meme made by you
July 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
me and the boys, we all heard you was talking shit
July 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
me and my friends, we all heard you was talking shit
July 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The fastest way to find Frosting on the Cake 3? Go to your favorite site and search for "kallmaker frosting 3 crazy"

I had hoped that "karin kallmaker is crazy" would work, but it's not precise enough, even though it might be kinda true...
July 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek Lord of the Rings or Marvel
June 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I love where I live. #California #EastBay #Pride2025
June 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I ask myself "Is anything in this that I can apply to future work?"
Yes: I imagine how I would apply it. Now I know better and will do better.
No: The book I published was the best I could do at the time. Someone didn't like something about it, and there is nothing I can do about that. Let it go.
June 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
But it's NOT true. Courses aren't new or US citizen only. There is no sign of How to spot a dictatorship 101. A short visit at the link shows it's not true.
SOMEONE MADE IT UP for $$ and scored.
Blindly sharing misinformation is why MAGA cult *believes* immigrants eat pets.
Can't we be better?
May 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Quote post this with an image from a movie that always cheers you up. Don’t name the movie, just the image🎥
May 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
For your #lesficfri, a brief moment to put a tingle in your Friday - GASP.

From Black Velvet and a Little Boi Smile. At this very moment the short story is in process of transitioning from Kindle only to everywhere, including my site! www.kallmaker.com/shop/black-v...

lesfic sapphic short story
May 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Proof!
May 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Kindle Unlimited users - my short story will be leaving KU later this week so download while you can.

Everyone else - coming soon to most other online sources, including Bella Books and Kobo.
lesfic sapphicromance butch-femme
May 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The word is "promise" for #lesficfri - voted I Heart SapphFic Historical Romance of the Year!

Available **everywhere** including Bella Books, Kobo, Hoopla for ebook, my site for signed paperback, and Spotify et al for audio read by Ann Shanks Etter.
sapphic books, lesbian romance 🌈📚
May 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Let them eat dolls.
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The math here is 2 bags of rice will cost a few bucks more than 30 bags of rice?
May 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Huh. The NYT crossword doesn't often use so many rebus answers, but I know this is right..?
May 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
It's still #lesficfri where I am, and the story quote is all about eye contact. "stare"

Available everywhere including my site, Bella Books, and Kobo.
SapphicBookSky Sapphic romance lesfic
April 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
It's the last one in the store. Oh the debate betwee BUY IT NOW and Ummm...gross?

BUY IT NOW wins of course.
April 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM