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Karf
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why am I the way I am

http://twitch.tv/awkwardsocial
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
dog jumps in the medbed
September 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"No new wars! Peace President! He'll end all the conflicts in the world!"

(renames DoD to Department of War)
September 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I hope this is true - I created a feature request a long time ago for this. I wanted it to fade the volume instead of simply pausing, to reduce the possibility of waking the user up when the audio is paused.
June 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
For historical preservation:
January 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ginger cats are the best. When you get one that is loving, they bond for life and they bond HARD. My ginger boy just purrs and purrs when I look at him, and always wants to be near me. He's 16 and an old man now.
November 16, 2024 at 9:40 PM
"And after I do this, I get gold? Golden nuggets, so-delicious?"
"Well-"
"🎵Baaaa-aaaskets of gol-den nuggets, all for me-me-meme!🎵"
"We have to serv-"
".... I made another presidential poopie."
October 20, 2024 at 7:35 PM
So close to being a one percenter. I'm a two percenter, though?
September 19, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Uh
April 26, 2024 at 10:32 PM
you did youngspeak so well, wall street journal.
April 8, 2024 at 1:12 AM
does this trigger anyone else
March 24, 2024 at 5:15 PM
This is why giving you hope can just let you down harder.
March 18, 2024 at 2:36 AM
I dunno, why do you?
March 2, 2024 at 4:36 PM