Have you read For Darkness Shows the Stars? One of my favourite Persuasion reimaginings

I came back with a purse full of seeds and an empty wallet.

Not to be misunderstood, I would never suggest doing something illegal. Misunderstandings, unclear instructions and mistakes are all part of being human.

I darn my darned socks until I have socks of Theseus

Aaand now it's snowing