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kardia
@kardiaeme.bsky.social
· Mar 28
“The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls”
i fucking hate hotels. i've been eating their "nourishing shampoo" all weekend, and all i got was this stupid tummy ache
August 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i fucking hate hotels. i've been eating their "nourishing shampoo" all weekend, and all i got was this stupid tummy ache
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By weaving my spread sheets I can make them more resistant to tearing
March 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
By weaving my spread sheets I can make them more resistant to tearing
“The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls”
March 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls”
if i had been born a victorian child i would have died at the age of seven from diarrhea
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
if i had been born a victorian child i would have died at the age of seven from diarrhea
nothing better than a beer, resting your eyes, and going for a long drive
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
nothing better than a beer, resting your eyes, and going for a long drive
we came. we slayed. we served.
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
we came. we slayed. we served.
guy who takes a viagra and says go go gadget working dick
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
guy who takes a viagra and says go go gadget working dick
my hungry ass could not play pickle ball
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
my hungry ass could not play pickle ball
how come nobody plays hide n seek anymore?
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
how come nobody plays hide n seek anymore?
only the real ones know that comte de buffon was the original anthony fantano
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
only the real ones know that comte de buffon was the original anthony fantano
how do epileptic people study? no flash cards…
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
how do epileptic people study? no flash cards…
don’t tell me my prude bug friends, but i’m watch the millipede centipede movie with the homies tonight
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
don’t tell me my prude bug friends, but i’m watch the millipede centipede movie with the homies tonight
when is the next transformers movie coming out
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
when is the next transformers movie coming out
why go to the combination pizza hut and taco bell when i could go to the combination cvs and papa john’s <33
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
why go to the combination pizza hut and taco bell when i could go to the combination cvs and papa john’s <33
why do you think toes feel like that when you rub them together?? who decided that? something strange is afoot…
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
why do you think toes feel like that when you rub them together?? who decided that? something strange is afoot…
i miss purp, bring me home country roads
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i miss purp, bring me home country roads
they’re making shampoos that smell like foods now, what flavor would you get? i’m thinking shepherd’s pie
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
they’re making shampoos that smell like foods now, what flavor would you get? i’m thinking shepherd’s pie
inside of my water bottle smells like Lowe’s, should i drink out if it?
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
inside of my water bottle smells like Lowe’s, should i drink out if it?
I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it
internet tells me i’m an 80% character match to remy, best day of my life
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
internet tells me i’m an 80% character match to remy, best day of my life
ribbed for her pleasure, but she doesn’t even know :/
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
ribbed for her pleasure, but she doesn’t even know :/
cousins have jar that says live love laugh. i’m the only one laughing
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
cousins have jar that says live love laugh. i’m the only one laughing
i blocked scotland on twitter. no way for them to retaliate. i have the upper hand now scots
March 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
i blocked scotland on twitter. no way for them to retaliate. i have the upper hand now scots