I think the cats ate my shower spider friend and I’m highkey kind of sad about it :c

does anyone actually use this app? I want to, but it feels like shouting into the void

‘what can I get you for your birthday?’
fuck idk, a bodybag at this point.

that’s it, I’m turning an entire wall in my home into bookshelves. with a sliding ladder.

if the dark academia studying playlist doesn’t insert me into a daydream where I’m carrying a candlestick through a dark library while it’s thundering out, then it’s not *good enough*

trying to override the perfectionism to actually complete projects is a hurdle I’m still tripping on pretty hard.

like wdym it’s okay that what I just wrote or painted was actually hot garbage?

if you could be a bird, what are you choosing? I’m choosing a corvid, haven’t decided between magpie or a carrion crow yet, likely the latter.

(I’m self-aware enough to know I’m not mysterious enough to be a raven)

I’m just saying, if I’m ever offered the chance to become some ethereal shadow entity that resides in a dense boreal forest, you won’t see me at the office ever again.

anyone know how to learn to shut up before you accidentally overshare?? asking for me lol

I don’t remember where or how I came across it, or if I just saw someone else post about coming across it, but it pops into my memory every so often that there is a person out there with the username HamStrokersEjacula, and that gives me a lot of joy. Cheers to you, mystery person.

miku just like me fr

my cat burbles from other rooms in the house and we reply to let him know where we are. it’s like echolocation, but also nothing like it at all.

sorry chat, it’s my first day here. do we spread misinformation about Zuckerberg here too??
if so, just reminding everyone he was literally the rubble that hid the entrance to Hussein’s hiding spot.
if not, my mistake, carry on <3

so do I make my next d&d character a tiefling or a tiefling??

this place has DMs?? rip

finally showed up here since Zuck is pregnant on that other app