Karate Brad, attorney at law
@karate-brad-esq.bsky.social
Totally legitimate lawyer who went to law school and passed the bar exam
Went to cool guy university/dojo
Valedictorian obviously
Black belt in karate and being fucking cool
Under unconstitutional arrest
ALRIGHT!
⚠️parody for dnd purposes⚠️
Went to cool guy university/dojo
Valedictorian obviously
Black belt in karate and being fucking cool
Under unconstitutional arrest
ALRIGHT!
⚠️parody for dnd purposes⚠️
Google, what is an anime lesbian?
October 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Google, what is an anime lesbian?
Gotta go back to jail now, bye guys.
@b-balderdash.bsky.social love you, MWAH💋
@b-balderdash.bsky.social love you, MWAH💋
May 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Gotta go back to jail now, bye guys.
@b-balderdash.bsky.social love you, MWAH💋
@b-balderdash.bsky.social love you, MWAH💋
my law license wasn't revoked in prison. So I got access to my phone for a case. Had to defend some kid named Ricky. Some mucho macho kinda guys bailed him out after talking to him. I wasn't in the room but I guess they cut a deal and my client is free to go. Another win for Karate Brad! ALRIGHT!
May 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
my law license wasn't revoked in prison. So I got access to my phone for a case. Had to defend some kid named Ricky. Some mucho macho kinda guys bailed him out after talking to him. I wasn't in the room but I guess they cut a deal and my client is free to go. Another win for Karate Brad! ALRIGHT!
So uhhhhhhhhh, the cops said they found evidence of "fraud", "perjury", "aiding and abetting", and "too many other crimes to count". Which is such bullshit since I love the law, so anyways, going to prison for 13 years, 11 months, and 14 days. Bye @b-balderdash.bsky.social my fav client. I love you🫶
December 20, 2024 at 9:18 PM
So uhhhhhhhhh, the cops said they found evidence of "fraud", "perjury", "aiding and abetting", and "too many other crimes to count". Which is such bullshit since I love the law, so anyways, going to prison for 13 years, 11 months, and 14 days. Bye @b-balderdash.bsky.social my fav client. I love you🫶
I had a dream that I was in a courtroom (winning obviously) that was attacked by ninjas that were also flaming skeletons. I said "it's Karate Brad time" and proceeded to Karate Brad the shit out of those flaming skeleton ninjas. When I woke up I was incredibly proud of myself. Good job me!
December 5, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I had a dream that I was in a courtroom (winning obviously) that was attacked by ninjas that were also flaming skeletons. I said "it's Karate Brad time" and proceeded to Karate Brad the shit out of those flaming skeleton ninjas. When I woke up I was incredibly proud of myself. Good job me!
If the law was a woman, I'd definitely have relations with her. Karate Brad style. ALRIGHT!!!!!!
December 3, 2024 at 6:58 PM
If the law was a woman, I'd definitely have relations with her. Karate Brad style. ALRIGHT!!!!!!
Are you a smoking hot babe, an average joe looking to become an expert in karate like yours truly, or a criminal who was falsely accused of a crime by our city's corrupt cops? If any of these apply to you then you're in luck! Call me or visit Karate Brad's law office and dojo today!
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December 1, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Are you a smoking hot babe, an average joe looking to become an expert in karate like yours truly, or a criminal who was falsely accused of a crime by our city's corrupt cops? If any of these apply to you then you're in luck! Call me or visit Karate Brad's law office and dojo today!
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