Karate Brad, attorney at law
karate-brad-esq.bsky.social
Karate Brad, attorney at law
@karate-brad-esq.bsky.social
Totally legitimate lawyer who went to law school and passed the bar exam
Went to cool guy university/dojo
Valedictorian obviously
Black belt in karate and being fucking cool
Under unconstitutional arrest
ALRIGHT!
⚠️parody for dnd purposes⚠️
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October 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Gotta go back to jail now, bye guys.
@b-balderdash.bsky.social love you, MWAH💋
May 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
my law license wasn't revoked in prison. So I got access to my phone for a case. Had to defend some kid named Ricky. Some mucho macho kinda guys bailed him out after talking to him. I wasn't in the room but I guess they cut a deal and my client is free to go. Another win for Karate Brad! ALRIGHT!
May 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So uhhhhhhhhh, the cops said they found evidence of "fraud", "perjury", "aiding and abetting", and "too many other crimes to count". Which is such bullshit since I love the law, so anyways, going to prison for 13 years, 11 months, and 14 days. Bye @b-balderdash.bsky.social my fav client. I love you🫶
December 20, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I had a dream that I was in a courtroom (winning obviously) that was attacked by ninjas that were also flaming skeletons. I said "it's Karate Brad time" and proceeded to Karate Brad the shit out of those flaming skeleton ninjas. When I woke up I was incredibly proud of myself. Good job me!
December 5, 2024 at 7:58 PM
If the law was a woman, I'd definitely have relations with her. Karate Brad style. ALRIGHT!!!!!!
December 3, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Are you a smoking hot babe, an average joe looking to become an expert in karate like yours truly, or a criminal who was falsely accused of a crime by our city's corrupt cops? If any of these apply to you then you're in luck! Call me or visit Karate Brad's law office and dojo today!
#heatwavednd
December 1, 2024 at 8:29 AM